Ben Morris

Husband, dad. Pastor at Emmanuel United Methodist Church, Appleton.

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@joshtweeterson The way his hair is standing up, is he in space?

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@JohnBishop71

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@JohnBishop71 To be fair, most of Indiana could be called “hazardous waste.”

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@JohnBishop71 @steven_sipple But does he know about the Asian Chicken Salad at Panera?

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@MikelSevere A pizza place would not just “stop selling pizza.” There are certain hours you can only order pizza at Casey’s. You can buy gas all day.

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@Producer_Josh And yet they seem to be very up to date on everything said on these fine airwaves

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@JohnBishop71 Unbelievable that there are still “Frostifiarns” still out there

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@ConnorHapper

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@joshtweeterson @JohnBishop71 Please play this on the show tomorrow 100 times

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@ConnorHapper Heads must roll.

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@mitchsherman Q might as well go to a Broadway show this afternoon

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@ConnorHapper I said on Thursday to my dad, a Yankees fan, the losing manager in this series will be fired by Monday.

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@ConnorHapper This team invent new ways to lose every day. It is truly incredible.

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@joshtweeterson Thank you for sparing the audience this garbage

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@JohnBishop71 @joshtweeterson When I would listen to Kent Pavelka in the 80s and 90s, he would always announce the stadium attendance as “76,000+.“ That size still sounds about right to me.

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@FeitCanWrite This seems obvious, but there are so many stop lights on 72nd street going south

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@mikejschaefer But not spelling, apparently

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@schicknickshow It’s the other USC? Oh okay

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“As the South Carolina Gamecocks look to bring in Saniyah Hall for next year how excited are you to have her into this program?”

Dawn: “Who?”

“Saniyah Hall? Actually never mind”

Dawn: “the other USC”

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