Bob LeBleur

definitely not raised by bears.

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A #cannibal arrives near the end of a dinner party.
“Am I too late?” He asks.
“Yes, sorry,” the other cannibals reply. “Everyone’s already eaten.”

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Help me unlock TikTok Shop rewards — you can unlock your own free gifts too. Terms & Conditions apply. https://t.co/d9iOEEUDqu

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Anybody else wave at themselves in the mirror and say “Hi, Mirror Man!!!!”?

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@JasonKPargin E. Honda could totally smash that car in 60 seconds.

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@Loudwire Dead Poet’s Society.

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Beautiful rainbow just now. #rainbow

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@idlesband @motherartists @arenawien Stop the presses on the new album and consider a rearrangement/rerelease of my all-time favorite: 26/27

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@veeveeveeveevee don’t look now, but James Wan totally lifted your Wikipedia Brown line from Rainbow in the Dark for his new movie #Malignant

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I think you have grounds to sue, Game Master @stephensajdak. Jimmy Kimmel and Quentin Tarantino play the “VHS box Description” game. https://t.co/DjkGf3r5bV

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@coinbase @MrBeast #CoinBeastSweeptakes Bitcoin just went above 50k.

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@duolingo @pattonoswalt When a cannibal asked if he was late for dinner, the cannibal leader told him, “Yes, everyone’s already eaten.” #Duocon

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@duolingo @pattonoswalt Eat now, poop later. #Duocon

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@IamDesRocs The other day, I read the lyrics to all your songs, and it was the first time I realized how pervasive the vampire themes/imagery are—all without ever using the word vampire. Really cool, like a vampire character who is conflicted about who he is but can’t deny his nature.

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@775AC RON TIP: If you encounter a really good character artist, inquire about their availability to sketch SBS. He gets a real kick out of it, and sets the mood for a visit.

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@775AC I’m gonna start making my own #RonTips.

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@775AC RON TIP: During winter months, Call ahead to make sure the Cracker Barrel has put down salt on the walkways. BETTER YET, go there and confirm in person.

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@fishontherun This is for people working on federal contracts, not federal employees. Contractors can often be employed by small businesses that pay below $15 per hour. A ton of people living below the poverty line will still be left out, but this will still help many.

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So, @FoodLion isn’t even trying with their store brand names, are they? Take some inspiration from #DrThunder and #TwistAndShout. Call these #WheatStamps!

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#panpsychism So even though it might be like something to be a chair, being like a chair may not be like much of anything, except maybe to the chair. @SamHarrisOrg

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Isn’t a Q just a power button that’s rolled forward until it hits the ground? #intothestorm