Bea Gerber

they/she : exceptionally good at very few things : size 8.5 shoes : year of the snake

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

what i lack in catholic guilt i make up for in quaker anxiety

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

subjected my friends to full flatscreen tv porn because i refuse to download an ad blocker #thanks123movies

[EVA @evakinnel]

Do you think wizards travelling together both throw for floo powder or is it an I’ll-get-you-next-time situation?

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

@omq_destiny this is a very funny tweet

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

baking is nice because there’s a built in time pressured cleaning time that leads to warm treats as a reward

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

if you were the person who told me you remembered the one season long horrifying child cult lord of the flies survivor show that came out when we were kids, hmu

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

@omq_destiny lmao i love him and this is still wild

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

big y has no business making one of the most delicious chicken noodle soups on this earth

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

raise your hand if you cry every time you say goodbye to your parents 🙋

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

@omq_destiny you win

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

@Efey843 @poptropiqueen !!!

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

I went here and everyone knew u

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

the most frustrating part about crocheting is knowing that some day you’re gonna need to learn how to knit

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

pretzels are definitely a top 5 thing

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

@janeschrand1 muah 😘😘😘

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

im so afraid of having kids because what if they aren’t cool and i don’t like them

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

i would love to have even one healthy habit

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

ferrero rocher? la roche posay

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

a deeply depressing feeling commiserating about the horrors of online dating with a 46 year old man in the line at the dispo

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

i accidentally have 5 pairs of shoes with me for a 2 day trip. clearly many outfit changes await

[Bea Gerber @BeaGerber2]

up until a week ago, i had never heard the word “plumb” and now i’ve had 10 conversations and seen 15 videos where it has naturally come up. what is going on