Danny Ford

Notorious seagull hater, sleep technician, Grammar Nazi and only recorded winner of The Game in history.

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

International Women's Day comes only two days before Mothers' Day? You're milking it a bit now, ladies. You're not that important.

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

@catherinedoye So how come you've only just started following me then? Huh? HUH?!

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

@djiandavies do it!

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

So I just talked to and shook hands with Labyrinth, without knowing that he's black beforehand. Sometimes I impress myself.

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

@djiandavies If you play Barbie Girl I will come to you and bask in your awesome. You need me.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

New trail for episode one of Black Mirror series two: http://t.co/aAJ2IvDJ

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

Heater isn't working on this coach. Dying!

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

#BREAKING: Leaked Documents Reveal That AT&T Plans To Sell Newtown phone calls to NewsCorp. - http://t.co/b4kkalzX | #Anonymous

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

@liamalley Did I give you permission to follow me?

[BBC Business @BBCBusiness]

Wet weather dampens Greggs sales http://t.co/oBVBMub8

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

#CutASliceOfCakeForBieber... he probably has the munchies.

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

@SimonHoneydew Found this where I work. I think you should sue. Then buy a load of it.

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

The driver in the taxi next to me is brushing his teeth with his finger. Not sure if this works.

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

@whittersx Keep hush hush! Free money!

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

@qikipedia Not the plesiosaur! D:

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

@wileouttt Thank you.

[Danny Ford @BeachHutt]

I've just joined the fight against the tyranny of cooking by ordering a takeaway from @JustEatUK. #DontCookJUSTEAT