Simon Beacock

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@FyldeWomenFC Any update on the pitch inspection?

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@HarryChilds94 Never been a fan of Capital……until now 😆

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@TheFastShow1 @dcp_one never change lanes without signaling 🤣

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@RealMattLucas @bootlegger1974 is this you after one too many pilsner? 😂

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@dcp_one Don’t worry @dcp_one you’re still able to use your hand like normal.......just check to see if the opticians are opening yet before you over do if 🤓

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@qikipedia @dcp_one that’s a constant with you isn’t it? 💨

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@qikipedia @dcp_one what would the Mrs say if you rang her to pick you up from the Slutstation? 😜

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@dcp_one Don’t tell them that, they’ll be digging them back up again to check!

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@Sheridansmith1 @WETHERSP00NS these stylish and functional trousers are the ideal garment for nights out at any of your establishments, forget the long walk to the toilets with these piss catchers 👌🏻

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@Chloeee_Chloeee @HarryChilds94 He is a clever boy!

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@HarryChilds94 @Chloeee_Chloeee Activity 🤣 he’s a cute little man. And a bonus he hadn’t crapped on the new carpets!

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@TashyMorgan Shame your dad couldn’t buy the homeless guy a pint too.......I guess the ticket was enough of a gesture 😆

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@benpeters11 @GeorgiaWattam No problem Ben, hope you got home ok mate #dadstaxi

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@GeorgiaWattam That’s not a blink, that’s known as catching 40 winks 😴

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@GeorgiaWattam I know, quite a step up from the GTi 😜

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@dcp_one @AstonMartinPR Problem is you know who is investing in classics with only 2 wheels #bullshitter 😉

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@GeorgiaWattam Easily done if said friend actually had a spare wheel 🤔😂

[Simon Beacock @BeacockSimon]

@GeorgiaWattam 😂😂