Chloe: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Beca: Chloe, that's physically impossible
Chloe: *cups Beca's face* Are you sure?
Beca: Stop it, I have a reputation
Beca: If you had a dollar for every time I said I loved you, how much would you have?
Chloe: literally zero! Becs, you’ve never told me tha-
Beca: *gives her a dollar* Here. Here’s a dollar. I love you
*Beca always*
I’m a fucking badass
*beca needs to present in front of everyone*
Fuck I don’t want this, please kill me.... I’m so fucking nervous....somebody just kill me now I beg you
Beca: Ok, I’m gay but uffff Adam Levine is just really HOT!
Beca: I wanna bone him
Beca: What the fuck is happening to me!?!
Beca: Am I.....Am I straight?
Beca: Chloe!!!! Please help me!!!
*Chloe getting arrested for being drunk*
Police officer: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and will be held agains you.
Chloe: Beca Mitchell
Beca: Oh my god. I don’t know her!
Chloe: *to beca* You’re so cute and tiny...
Chloe: Like a cat!!
Beca: *rolls her eyes* Well you’re....
Beca: Really strong and tan
Beca: And attractive....
Both: .......
Beca: And I got confused again, didn’t I?
Stacie: Want to come over to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Aubrey: That was honestly one of the most clever things I have ever heard
Beca: Amy, let me ask you something. Chloe told me she loves me......and then I told her I love cake. That's not bad, is it??
Amy:..........
Beca: I don't know what happened!! I just panicked and it popped out!!
Aubrey: Fuck you!
Stacie: No, fuck you. You're the bottom in this relationship
Aubrey:.........
Aubrey: *confused* We haven't even slept together!! Also, *pissed and blushed* I'm not a bottom