Me, unsure of new TSA procedure and says weird shit all the time: “So do I need to take anything off or ..... what do I do?”
TSA agent: “Miss, this isn’t that kind of place. You can keep your clothes on.”
Touché.
@Annatude019 This is the second time I’ve had to push you to assert your dominance and use your opposeable thumbs to shut a door and trap your cat near you. If I have to do it a third I will have to speak to a manager about this.
@taytayheyy_ Right? Not the feelings I want to have toward the device that connects me to the outside world. And it’s ironic cause IT. TOLD. ME! So does it like... big want me to use it? Idk. Just thoughts. Hahaha
*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out*
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Them:
If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out