BeanForecaster

Beancounter turned bean forecaster. MBA. Stimulants enjoyer. Systems thinker. RX. CBB. Aspiring Tiki Bar owner.

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

Me (corp finance in tech) whenever I read a 10-Q for an industrials company

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

@dominicdeecoco Enough wherewithal to understand the Peter principle means you are not yet promoted to your highest level of incompetence. You can keep going higher!

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

Is there a bar in which I can watch world cup games and also monitor the situation (the spacex IPO)?

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

Living in Boston for a couple weeks. Good bit I’ve been doing is taking photos of old buildings and sending them to my international friends from my MBA program saying “paul revere probably ripped bag in this very building”

[Elsa @elsathora]

Why did no one tell me ranch sauce is like crack? EUROPE WE NEED RANCH ASAP

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

@beaniebbl Look up what the purpose of the interesting building is that i pass if its not readily apparent from the facade

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@TheBestPoaster https://t.co/6RJw9QpmHx

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

I’ll be deep in suicidal ideation and then instantly snap back to planet earth upon the mere sight of a beautiful mid. I’m sort of like an inverse Sean Kingston.

[zap @memristor]

@tolstoybb the differentiator is now in not being hopelessly plagued by phone addiction

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

@anonfpa “AcCoUnTiNg Is CoOkEd”

Big 4 is eventually gonna start selling “unfuck our accounting processes from AI slop recursive learning” services for a huge mark up in like 3 years.

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

Something in those 4 measly alcoholic beverages made me throw up

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

I hate getting old. 1 margarita, 2 guinesses, 1 gansett, and 30 oysters have given me an in evening hangover.

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

I hate getting old. 1 margarita, 2 guinesses, 1 gansett, and 30 oysters have given me an in evening hangover.

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

@TommyBeer “Are going to a business inside the area”

So I can go to a bar in the 10 block area?

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

I like Paris Texas, the works of Dennis Hopper, and things of that nature because I also think of myself as being at the intersection of "european arthouse intellectual" and "legitimately insane american of the big sky west"

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

Boston is so bike friendly only because it’s actively hostile to users of all other transportation modes.

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@skooookum Celsius empty stomach makes my body feel like centrifuge for shareholder value creation

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

@svnder America A v America B v America C phenomenon

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

Be careful guys, I left some SpaceX IPO allocated shares in my car last night and someone broke in and left more.

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

@DadInvest Just read Up in the Air

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

@idmpredator “A Short Stay In Hell” was a popular recent piece of fiction that returned to a library as an infinite subspace.

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

@TheStalwart Excel only made more accountants

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

But now I am thinking, is that a net positive or net negative? Surely there is a subset of people who aren’t high-agency enough to solve these household problems themselves and outsource to buying replacement / calling someone. Probably meaningfully contributed to inflation.

[BeanForecaster @BeanForecaster]

I’m retarded but stubborn enough to figure out a solution when stuff around the house breaks. Usually I do, thanks to youtube. Youtube sort of replaced home economics class.