Bean Le Moo

Moo/mooët A lone working parent trying to do her best. Proud Jersey girl who has “that”stamp in passport. #bemoreburgess

[Bean Le Moo @BeanLeMoo]

New Years resolutions 2022

1. Go to bed with the house tidier than it was that morning
2. Stop procrastinating about employment options & start actively looking
3. Read more than I did in 2021
4. Most importantly…. #BeMoreBurgess (thanks @jerseyruddy for the great idea)

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Nothing to do this week, kids are off and it might rain?

Come and enjoy a musical treat! Run time is just over an hour so perfect for little ones as well as all the family!

Tickets available here https://t.co/fFewHi96ht

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@LucyStevoJSY @mark_stevo Huge congrats! Enjoy those baby snuggles xxxx

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@SSearson @grumpyjsymum I did decamp 🫣🫣🫣🫣 just for a week until we managed to catch (and/or kill) them. Nice running around your kitchen floor does not make a happy home !

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So of all the things that could have broke me in the last year, it’s the fact that a family of “mouses” have moved in that seems to have done it.

Can’t cope with it

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@lucyalice85 For your younger one Meera from the naughtiest unicorn series. Jeans/ leggings and a jumper and bonus point if she takes a giant unicorn to annoy the teachers 🤣🤣

Guess what the mini moo is doing! I win world book day🤣🤣🤣

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@grumpyjsymum Oh my goodness - they are brazen little so and so’s

I’ve decamped to my mothers for 48 hours as madam wasn’t dealing with it well. I’m thankful to have absconded!

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@grumpyjsymum A guard you say? Can I fence around the entire house?

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@JennBridge Oh yes, they are clever little beings. We have a mix of traditional and humane traps set down.

I had one trap set down exactly where I seen them entering and exiting my kitchen. They moved the bloody thing a foot into the middle of the floor to stop it being an inconvenience 😢

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My new tea making station. On a chair in my lounge. Away from the fecking mouses…….

The kids argument for a cat is gaining my support

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Ffs and to just end my shitty week - I’ve found evidence that we have some mouses

Another reason to burn the bloody house down

(we don’t call them mice in my house so don’t come after me!)

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Just had a check of mini moos messages on her iPad…..

She’s been messaging daddy telling him that she misses him 😢😢😢

As much hell as he caused me, I would do anything for him to be in her life again. No child should have to go through losing a parent

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@Katieci What about the stuff they put down in playgrounds to protect the little ones when they fall? Would that provide enough cushioning?

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@AndreaLeSaint2 Hopefully it was issued late enough to not affect your feb salary.

Check your assessment first (if it’s a new rate cos you did your tax return) make sure that’s right.

Then check income details on rate (will be on your husbands if you do a joint return)

And good luck!

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@lucyalice85 This is what is known in our house as a ‘camping toastie”. Tomato ketchup and cheese with a side of sweet chilli.

It’s madams creation not mine 🤭

I invented “camping pasta” which is sooo much better

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I think @lucyalice85 has been a secret influence on the mini moo….

Came home from school starving, had an early tea and now requested this for supper!

Do you offer lessons Lucy? Cos mine don’t look that great in comparison

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Mini moo found this in her bed earlier….. now I would have been burning the house down. She however brought it downstairs, pushed it out the door and wished it well on its way. Then jumped back into bed.

Was she swapped at birth?

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@TonyMoretta @GovJersey @GovJsyIE Your experience has been much different to mine then.

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@lucyalice85 I’ve been listing after one for ages just cos I am a tea addict and means I wouldn’t have to get up and make tea so often! Hinted for Xmas but wasn’t listened too.

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@AlisonMossCI @TracyMourant The bath oil pearls??? Came in a clear rectangle box? I remember how easy it was to choose a pressie in those days

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@lmsjersey 1) the finer points are being debated end of the month. It’s not totally agreed yet
2) everyone has been able to opt for independent taxation if they wished since Year of Assessment 2022