bren

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@sidgettinold dirty dicks crab house

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@_cnub_ @hyacinthsls

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@mikethemaga I fully endorse this tweet, even after the misspelling 🤝

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@lyndnbigjohnson mf too scared to tell the truth these days #Moist4Ever

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@Yuval_Duer officer i saw it on twitter bro please put the baton away oh god oh fuck

[bren @Bean_Bon]

if you don't think Sky High is greatest Disney Channel movie then frankly this friendship aint gonna work

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@imnotilliterate mf if you take the porty potty instead of $1,000 I'm gonna tell mom

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@imnotilliterate @QueenLizardbeth let me help you here boomer

[bren @Bean_Bon]

Boutta pull up to the club and bust out all the square dancing moves I learned in elementary school just to flex

[bren @Bean_Bon]

Lord forgive me, im boutta forge my moms signature on my reading log please don't tell anyone

[billiam @BillRatchet]

at the end of avengers thanos joins brockhampton

[Chase @Chaseknowss]

thank you mom and dad for paying 250,000 to get in to Moorpark college 💕

[bren @Bean_Bon]

Can't believe the NFL straight baited me into watching an entire footbal game just for 4 seconds of a SpongeBob clip

[bren @Bean_Bon]

Who said it was okay for 13 year old Brendan to have a Twitter account

[bren @Bean_Bon]

I wanna make an ant farm outta cocaine instead of dirt

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@mikethemaga You didn't put Wingdings. I had no choice

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Boys who wear sports jerseys are just cosplaying athletes but no one is ready to have that conversation yet.

[bren @Bean_Bon]

@Yuval_Duer I do what I gotta do

[bren @Bean_Bon]

Has anybody seen my 2010 'I ❤️ boobies' bracelet, asking for a friend