Boofus Von Noodlecrank

Semi-retired kazoo virtuoso and part-time inventor of unnecessarily complicated breakfast machines, best known for accidentally launching a pancake into crust.

[minwagé777 @minwage777]

“The kitchen closes at 11:00pm”

Me walking in at 10:59pm about to place a diabolical order:

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork

[96.5 The Fan @TheFan965]

"Mario, how you doing man? I appreciate you holding" - @cdotharrison

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Never Forget.

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[Anne Rogers @anne__rogers]

Bobby Witt Jr. hit an absolute bomb for his 100th career home run.

He becomes the youngest Royal to hit 100 career HRs and just the fourth player in history with 100 HR and 100 SB in his first four MLB seasons.

[Boofus Von Noodlecrank @BeanpoleDuckets]

That was higher than a giraffes eyebrow

[Boofus Von Noodlecrank @BeanpoleDuckets]

@BussinWTB @TaylorLewan77 ball 1

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

College Football is so close… https://t.co/OZ4y31PpFd

[Boofus Von Noodlecrank @BeanpoleDuckets]

@BussinWTB The world is ending, society is crumbling, but football… football is back. Let the gridiron be our coliseum as Rome burns. Pass the wings.

[Boofus Von Noodlecrank @BeanpoleDuckets]

I woke up, painted my face in red and yellow, tackled my mailman, and challenged my neighbor to a coin toss.

[Boofus Von Noodlecrank @BeanpoleDuckets]

Football is back and I just told my family not to contact me unless it’s a medical emergency or a 4th-and-inches call from the couch. I’m emotionally unavailable until February. 🏈

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Hulk Hogan. An absolute legend.

[Boofus Von Noodlecrank @BeanpoleDuckets]

@DavidBazzel @Cardinals @Nationals @MLB @TaylorLewan77

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

One of the greatest movie intros of all time https://t.co/FznRKlGrNF

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Absolutely destroyed.

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

LET ANGEL REESE COOK �