Beans 🍄

The happiest most wonderfullest exceedingly optimistic and somewhat ridiculous Elf you'll ever find.

Based on a character created by @TheSabrinaBanks.

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

Bet you didn't know I can stuff this whole bread in my mouth, huh?

*opens mouth wide*

*tries to stuff bread inside*

*can't get it quite beyond opening of mouth*

*strains hard to jam it in there*

*falls over*

Okay, that counts as a draw!

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

@LappForCAGov @hoodbias @dhfijloo @spector132 @erika_1492 You weren't hugged enough as a child, huh?

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

@MUHTableTalks @AuschwitzMuseum @FirstWon__ Not to point out an obvious flaw in your presentation, but your question is about a "gas attack".

What occurred inside Auschwitz wasn't an "attack" so much as an "extermination". They didn't launch attacks within their own camp.

Seems like the question is inaccurate.

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

I'm having a Captain Janeway moment.

SOMEBODY DRANK THE LAST OF MY COFFEE!!

No idea who could have done it... I live alone.

[Samobaclips @Samobaclips]

Yes yes let's have a regular black overweight woman as the boss ass woman she is and completely take down a God so logical

[#TuckFrump @realTuckFrumper]

Trump Lies Again: Says We've Taken In $21 Trillion From Tariffs #CrooksAndLiars https://t.co/ES9nQjeYMA

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

Hypocrisy...

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

@PhilSledge That's a silly question.

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

@turtledumplin Thanksgiving?

[Elma @oelma__]

His name is the last thing you ate..

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

@ojessie__ Hopefully not the bread making industry.

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

So true!

[Linda @turtledumplin]

Aging is realizing you can still look good, feel young, and have absolutely no intention of acting your age… but your knees have started making decisions without consulting you.

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

Jealousy isn't unique to humans.

[Meme Bomba 💣 @MemeBomba]

This is what another happy childhood looks like

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

I don't have contents of a plan... I don't even have concepts of a pla.

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

@AntiquarianMuse Theme Park!

[Simon's Cat 🐾 @SimonsCat]

So proud of his work!

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

You were seen, it's not just the flock cameras you should be concerned with...

[Nature is Phenomenal @AnimalGeoLife]

Oh!! Walks like a magical snow-clad catwalk, as if the whole world is at your feet, with confidence, security and effortless grace, I love it! Thank you so much to this lovely friend!! 🐺🥰

[Beans 🍄 @BeansTheElfHugs]

Actually a good bread loaf would do it.

[Nature is Phenomenal @AnimalGeoLife]

He's so cute! He's bouncing around like a ball 🥹