Jeff Albro, CDMP

Business Intelligence, Reporting, Data Warehouse, Data Quality, Data Governance, etc. Occasional finance posts.

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[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

The WTF Guide to Metadata:

Data Dictionary - What TF is this data?

Data Catalog - Where TF is my data?

Data Lineage - Where TF did this data come from?

Data Steward - Who TF knows about this data?

Business Glossary - What TF should we call this data?

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@donnaburbank Yes!

[Chris Tourtellotte @CTourtellotte]

We’ve obtained entitlement approvals on 27 large-scale housing projects in California.

Here’s the top 10 most off-the-wall objections I’ve heard at our public hearings:
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[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@SQLAllFather It is a great place to fly into if you want to go hiking in the desert.

[Chip Rodgers @chiprodgers]

@BeantownData @revlon Agree! What are they thinking?
I thought it was a bad batch, so I tried buying one from another store, but it's the same thing.
Ruined it. #FAIL @revlon

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@BriannaWu Let the wookies win.

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@AdamasNemesis @clippedgcds Not the only reason.

A big part of becoming a parent has been “Oh fuck. We need a village to survive parenthood” for me.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

🚨 NEWS: I'm proud to be part of bipartisan group of 16 Senators that just introduced a bill to rewrite the 1887 Electoral Count Act to prevent attempts to steal the presidency with fraudulent elector slates.

1/ This is important. Here's what the bill does:

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Unless you were there in 1982, you can’t even imagine how baller this setup was.

[Ellie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @x_elliep]

#MitchumDeodorant What have you done! I have used your unscented product for 20 years but you have now changed the formula and it’s perfumed and it’s horrible! Why change something that was perfect? I won’t be using any more

[Wade Herring For Congress @WadeHerring_GA1]

My name is Wade Herring. I am a Democrat, attorney, and activist. When my Congressman voted to decertify the election, I couldn’t sit back and wait any longer. Today, I’m running to defeat him and flip Georgia’s 1st district. Can you please retweet and follow to get me to 20k?

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Just got off the phone with a doc from our hospital transfer center, who said, "There are no beds anywhere. Don't let your family get sick. There is a complete breakdown of the healthcare system. Why is the news not talking about this?"

[Lesley Bull @Drlesleyfish]

@spacechimplife @TheJazzBrice @DriesOfficial22 @SonyaBonczek The answer is a shared calendar you can both check and add to. No one has to just remember.

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@revlon

After a decade of using Mitchum unscented deodorant you have changed the formula and added a *horrible* stench to it.

I will never buy it again.

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@YFeyman @awgaffney What are your friend’s goals? Money? Impact?

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

To see this dynamic in practice, look no further than Japan.

Since the 90's, housing values in SF more than doubled.

In Tokyo, they've barely budged. How?

Tokyo issues ~twice as many housing permits per year as the entire state of California (which has 3x the population).

[darth™ @darth]

no justice
no steak

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@RealSexyCyborg @VitalikButerin @linseymarr @DrEricDing @violetblue @celinegounder @alexandraphelan @meganranney @joeyfox85 Thank you for sharing for helpful designs. Thank you for sharing ideas that help me see the world differently.

Thank you for all you do!

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@HengeWitch This feels like a subtweet on someone who doesn’t know how little they understand about biology. ;)

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@Jon70286631 @niallmcginnstan @_ChadBowen @Esqueer_ @laurenbeukes But sex isn’t simple. Humans aren’t simple.

And men shouldn’t be making rules for womens’ sports.

[Jeff Albro, CDMP @BeantownData]

@Jon70286631 @niallmcginnstan @_ChadBowen @Esqueer_ @laurenbeukes It just isn’t that simple:

https://t.co/KNct3mQaak