ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

University Lecturer. Somehow trying to change lives, but mostly posting the stuff I hear in my classes GOT MARRIED. I remembered to change that (4 months late)

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

Whenever I tell my students to write stuff on the board... 😂

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@queen_concha Heard some dolts say, "So it was like a nerdy history movie..."

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@queen_concha Is a movie about two people who fall in love without knowing who the other is. That doesn't align with Ted and Rebecca.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@queen_concha Sorry, B, but they ain't got a romantic hint at all. See you in a month! (Can I still talk to Gregg?)

[leo @LunchmeatLeo]

Look at my lawyer dog... I'm going to jail 😭

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@queen_concha

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@NoBaseCase I'm on PC, my party is on ps4!

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@NoBaseCase

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@NoBaseCase Is it on the ps4? I'm tired of the dogwater chat system between pc and ps4.

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

And that’s how I saved Christmas 🎄

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@Vscienceclasses They cheated themselves first. This is more of a symptom of that. That doesn't fall on you as a teacher unless you set them up to fail (which I'll doubt)

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@_addiea I have had some stupid luck with shiny pokemon. I had turned on the game and continued my save and a shiny impidimp ran up to me while I was switching leader pokemon. I'm 100% happy to give chikle to their new home.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@_addiea You don't want the one I hatched? We can trade if you'd like.

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@_addiea I got you. I'll reply when I breed one 👍

[The_Dank_Voyager🍉⋈ //REALITY REDACTED// @TheDank_Voyager]

@AmongUsGame @Pokemon

[JoCat @JoCat105]

for authenticity, the week before the D&D movie comes out they should delay it to the next week

[ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ Mr. G ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ @BearDichotomy]

@queen_concha @drchingona Agreed. I hate the panic of links that don't work so I'd rather be early than late.