The joys of having an at home gym include but aren’t limited to: Nobody to socialize with, I’m the only one to blame if something has been moved, farting, and setting up multiple dumbbells for circuits.
Things that don't jumpstart or cause weight loss:
1. Exogenous ketones
2. Apple cider vinegar
3. Any fat burning pill
4. Avoiding eating after [insert time here]
5. Removing "toxins"
6. Cheat meals
7. Fat loss teas
8. Basing a diet on blood type
9. Avoiding lectins
Want to be healthier? Don't build a plan around fixing:
Toxins
Microbiome
Inflammation
You will lose your mind.
Instead, focus on:
Daily movement
Vegetables, fruits, protein
Sleep and recovery
Smiling and sex
⬆️These will improve your life & fix the internal issues you fear.
Signs your diet is wrong for you:
1. You obsess over nutrition labels.
2. Choosing what to eat is stressful.
3. You avoid all foods you love at all times out of fear they will make you fat.
4. You count the days till you can stop your current plan.
Don’t you hate finding a delicious #preworkout flavor and it’s a special edition? That @RedCon1Official Black Friday 2020 cherry bomb was like drinking a cherry popsicle and 15 servings wasn’t enough.