No I in ACAB

[for your health 🖤 @foryourhealthoh]

240 pound dudes going straight for the 16 year olds in the back of the room during the most mid breakdown you've ever heard

[No I in ACAB @BeardedBowling]

@yzy_is_who My FGC-9 won't fit in my pocket 🤷🏻

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

“Young men need a space where they can act traditionally masculine.”

Mosh pits.

“And express their emotions in a healthy way.”

Mosh pits.

“Where they can find community.”

Mosh pits.

“Somewhere they can gain a basic understanding of consent.”

*STARTS DOING WINDMILLS*

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

It's not enough to be an ally. Be an accomplice.

[Nick @Nicktheancom]

Guilty

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

I could give you a thousand tries and you’d never guess what movie JD Vance says is important to his political world view

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

ok america, let’s get through today without any mass casualty incidents. i think we can do it. everybody just be cool.

[🏴based opossum🏴🚬 @CrustPunk161]

"DIDN'T I TELL YOU THEY'D COME FOR THE SQUIRRELS? AND THEN THE RACCOONS? GUESS WHO'S NEXT? NOW WHO'S PARANOID?!?"

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

me trying to get the gun out of the cop’s holster

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

I understand people are afraid Trump is going to win, but even if he does there are still ways you can take action:

1) Do benzos

2) Have one small drink with your benzos

3) Get into a very specific hobby for six weeks

4) Talk about a thing you want to do and never do it

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

What movie line was delivered so perfectly that it deserved an Oscar?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

I’ve become a single issue voter

[baz. @BazBombadil]

yeah dimebag darrell is famous for never having anything bad happen at his concerts

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

"The mayor of New York has been arrested for corruption" sounds like the preamble that would appear before a 90s beat-em-up game, and I'm here for it. I'm ready to fight identical guys and gain health with street chicken. I'm going to change my name to "Blaze."

[No I in ACAB @BeardedBowling]

@CrustPunk161 Hamilton is like 20% the size of Lexington, why do they even have all this shit?