Brain Kanley

Jack of all trades, master of none.

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@TMobile Having phone issues relating to an IMEI. I store assisted as far as they were able. Called customer care and were again road blocked. I need help!

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@JoshEnnis86 @egoraptor I can layer vinyl to get desired effects, but this is more for large scale not bulk ordering.

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@270Wirez @Forbes Putting in the hours, losing sleep, making risks of losing it all just to take the next step. Jenners' do not know what it's like to struggle and go without. Sickening.

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@MegaRan 🤦‍♂️ So hard right now.... Apparently I don't know how to spell around midnight

4th time

https://t.co/sG7BYTZZII

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@MegaRan Used the wrong Twitter account.... 3rd times a charm!!
https://t.co/Yxs2yaVMoC

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

So, question....Technically, wouldn't cookies and milk for breakfast, qualify as cereal? Asking for a friend.
#DontJudgeMeKaren #CookieCrisp #ImChubbyAndIKnowIt #EmbraceTheHate

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

Wearing all black today to mourn the loss of my motivation.
#StruggleIsReal #IsItSaturdayYet #PrettySureMyEyeBallsFrozeFromThisCold #DoubleFistedCoffeeDay #RIP

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

People need to quit assuming things...

#VaugeTweetsAnnoyMe
#ASoonShit
#ImAnAdultIllDoWhatIWant
#ThatsNotMyDadThatsACellPhone

[John Ward @sheriffjohnward]

Sergeant Crim and I enjoyed visiting with the Webelos and Arrow of Light Den of Lincoln Trail District 24. Great to see these future community leaders.

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

Something strange about visiting an area of IN and your welcomed with a billboard advertising lice removal... #2ndGuessingWhyImHere #MissedMyCallingInLife

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@carskielarskie I'm a little hurt by this....

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

Just had a lady tell me my vape will give me cancer..... As she lit a cigarette.

#YouF'RillRightMeow #IgnoranceIsStrongInThisOne #VGPGnotCarconigen
#NeedALight?

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

FLASHBACK: "Semper Gumbi" - US Navy motto, as told to me by a customer service representative on a phone call to fix my internet a few days before I shipped for basic. "Always Flexible!"..... Come to find out..... That was a sick joke.... #FeltTheBurn #ShouldntOfSaidThat

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@jessiepaege I'd prefer, if you covered a twenty one pilots post.

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

I am pretty sure my kids sleeping in the same bed last night were conspiring to jump me into their gang. I have not had my ass beat like that in a long time. #CanIWearTheColorsNow #WhoseNext #BackIsSore #WhoIsTheLeader #HowDoIOverThrowThem

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@abbycohenwl If its not autocorrect. its. the. random. periods. that pop up. on. me. making me. feel. like. I am. doing. a. clapback 👏👏

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

Yall got your days messed up, the real holiday is 2/15, 50% off chocolate! #WarmUpInFullEffect #WhoIsDownToFightTheCrowd #NewChallengeGainTenPoundsOvernight #NewNewChallengePurgeTwelvePoubdsTheFollowingDay

[Brain Kanley @BeardedBrotato]

@carskielarskie Did I say something?.... Am I having a Julie moment?

[pensive calypso music @pharmasean]

You can lead a horse to water You can leave your horse behind. Cuz your horse don't dance n if he don't dance then he ain't no horse of mine