I Shouldn’t Be This Tired

I’m probably just joking

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

Flannel shirts are my pumpkin spice

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

My ‘I’m undressing you with my eyes’ face is the same as my ‘are you going to eat that last slice of pizza’ face

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

Me eyes are up here

Me while wearing my suttiest sweatpants

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

The real treasure was the meds we got along the way

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

To the 4 people who like my stuff, you can follow me over here too

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

People voted to put religion (Christianity) back into the school system while voting against making students have a free breakfast & lunch. Saying a prayer in school while refusing to feed the poor will always speak to the highest form of hypocrisy for Christians & progressives.

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

@EkaBakie Hilarious. But weren’t they also supposed to show up en masse to vote for Harris?

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Call in sick so we can go to the zoo and hang out with the penguins.

[Creole_Pisces🫶🏼 ♓️ @creole_pisces22]

I am MFKN cryyyying!!
😭😭😭😭

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

@justlissa007 Sorry, seats taken. But I’m looking for a new VP

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

@justlissa007 Join the club

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

The national anthem is being replaced with Yakety Sax

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll
https://t.co/sLIIWejwvN

[ℝ𝕠ℝ𝕠 𝟙.𝟘 🇲🇽 @RolandoTaCoS]

Bartender: you are awfully quiet what’s wrong?

Me: keep ‘em coming, don’t worry about it

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

@justlissa007 I got you

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

@justlissa007 I’m for real. How big and how many

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

@herprettybones I can do both

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Trump voters explaining how tariffs work. 👀

[I Shouldn’t Be This Tired @BeardedDilf]

@_indica_sky Before you commit you should know I sleep in a race car bed