Anuj Gandhi

I’m a solid 6. I promise.

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@BluSmartGoyal I just got back to India and my friend suggested that I try out @BluSmartIndia
In hindsight you’ve solved such a simple problem, perfectly.

Clean cars. Hygienic cars. Easy to book.
Sorta premium feel for economical prices.

Amazing.

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@Netflix_innnn Dwight Schrute & Andy Dwyer

[Watch_Netflix @Netflix_innnn]

Which two characters should start a podcast together?

We'll start👇

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@Mickeyarthurcr1 @TheRealPCB aaj bhi Dil-Dil nahi baj raha kya?

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

No matter how posh, sophisticated or even aloof you are from your culture. When the Indian national anthem plays in the stadium, you can’t help but feel the hair on your neck rise and feel patriotic. #IndiaVsPakistan #INDvsPAK

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@mihira_jaggi Consent? What’s that?

Jk. Jk. Jk. Relax guys and others.

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

Quick question - asking for a friend:

If I’m having sex with a girl and she plans to change her gender to a ‘he’. Then do I become gay?

#GenderFluid #Gender #HeSheTheyThemThy

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

Quick question - asking for a friend:

If I’m having sex with a girl and she plans to change her gender to ‘they’. Then did I just have a threesome?

#GenderFluid #Gender #HeSheTheyThemThy @Pornhub

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

After watching John Wick - 4,
Now I know how children in American schools feel.

#JohnWick4 #shooting #America #SchoolShooting #ItsAJoke

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@NobelPrize You get a Nobel Prize for letting bankers manipulate internet rates…
What’s Nobel about that?

#LIBOR #Barclays #Crisis #Crisis2008

[The Nobel Prize @NobelPrize]

WATCH LIVE: Join us for the announcement of the 2022 prize in economic sciences.

Hear the breaking news first – see the live coverage from 11:45 CEST.

Where are you watching from?

#NobelPrize
https://t.co/tdPF81CFYV

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@zomatocare I’ve shared the concerned order with details. Let’s see how that plays out.

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@zomato
It’s not that tough for your customers to notice that you keep changing the delivery time every few minutes and still reflect “on time”.

You can’t acquire all new players.
As soon as people have an alternate - you’d lose substantial market share.

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

Exactly what you need on a Sunday night. #BainAndCompany

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@mihira_jaggi I earn hundreds and hundreds of rupees a day. I ain’t gonna make it to the list.

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

If you’ve been to the boho bazaar or the gin festival, then I’m sure you’d agree that there are too many of us and you need to kill a lot of us. #bohobazaar #GinFestival #Delhi #Corona #JustTooMany #ISIS

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@mihira_jaggi Those were rich/almost rich people. They can live.

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@chetan_bhagat And suddenly there was dry ice smoke on the stage and like a knight in shining armour, riding on a horse, emerged an economist by the name of Chetan Bhagat

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

If Michael Jackson had to write his pronouns on LinkedIn/Facebook, I’m sure he’d write:
( He / He )

This officially makes me the funniest person I know.
#MichaelJackson #HeShe #TheyThem

[Anuj Gandhi @BeardedGandhi]

@PMOIndia @narendramodi I think this phase of your life is called “Delusional Propaganda”.