Nooruddean

INSHALLAH UNITED paperback edition is out 11th April! Pre-order here:

[Jean Paul Petty @TheoKaiMarlow]

And there it is: A whole week.

My DMs were open. So was my mind. Instead @joshxhowie (quite unoriginally) chose to weaponise antisemitism and (to use his own words) deflect deflect deflect.

“Do Zionists believe their own argument?”

The answer, proven, a resounding 'No' (🧵👇).

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Gavin 💚

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Two things can be true at once. Losing a uniquely special talent can be a devastating blow *and* there can be factors around that talent making the situation toxic and untenable. The fear becomes: could those toxic factors ultimately damage that precious talent, wherever they go

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Coming out of hibernation to say Mark Goldbridge is an absolute fud. A fake United fan pedalling negativity, bile and disingenuous views. He's made lots of money but it's an empire built on Fox News style rage bait tactics and I feel embarrassed for anyone associated with him x

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Also, my take on Simon Jordan

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

My thoughts on Sir Jim Ratcliffe

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Loving @jamesjamesbrown’s Zine Age Kicks. An absolute treasure trove of music, football, fan culture and loads more

[James Brown @jamesjamesbrown]

New mag out this week. Limited edition. DM for details. be quick. Will be mailed weds. Animal House dub plate. the visual version.

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

A must read for any Manchester United fan @1990sUtd

Available here: https://t.co/k4icYob7wP

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

AMORIM SPECIAL FOOTBALL WEEKLY

With @BeardedGenius @JohnBrewin_ @JamieJackson___ and Baz

https://t.co/rkDOOBYWos

[James Brown @jamesjamesbrown]

On Sunday I went behind enemy lines to tell arch reds @BeardedGenius @jimw1 and @justinmoorhouse their manager was leaving. This was SUNDAY. Very enjoyable chat. All very polite between one LUFC and 3 MUFC fans, no abuse.

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

@BackseatsmanLFC @JDNalton @BenBocsak Don’t be weird. It was an honest mistake. I like Szoboszlai. I’ve praised him on numerous occasions. As I’ve praised Liverpool.

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

🚨 NEW BOOK ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Following Inshallah United, I am chuffed to bits to announce my second book, coming out in 2026 - Assalam Alaikum, Our Kid!

Pre-oder with 25% off at @Waterstones using the code OCTOBER25 here: https://t.co/S47Nv3QZvh

[Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Last message before more 🇮🇱 war crimes or reaching the shores of Gaza 🇵🇸🙏

[Daniel Gray @d_gray_writer]

Should you happen to be in Manchester this evening between 7 and 8, please pop along and hear my chat with @BeardedGenius. Best question wins a *pack of Aunt Bessie's Yorkshires.

*Small.

https://t.co/6zI6KiTZOe

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Where I maintain Amorim’s United will come good

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

Here's a Football Weekly - with Philippe, @larssivertsen and @BeardedGenius

https://t.co/ESWtN2OEHQ

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

My 10 stand-out shows of the Edinburgh Fringe 2025 for @RollingStoneUK: https://t.co/PyJtdj6JxV

[The Good Days Are Coming @GoodDays_Pod]

BELIEVE ❤️ Follow the pod https://t.co/vNXqft00GX with @justinmoorhouse @BeardedGenius @jimw1

#mufc #phoenixnights #blackbeauty

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Including a rant by me about Bruno

[The Good Days Are Coming @GoodDays_Pod]

New pod up featuring very special guest @richardosman who joins @justinmoorhouse @BeardedGenius and @jimw1 to discuss the state of United’s latest display and Fulham’s finest facilities #mufc #ffc #united #kevinfromshaktar

https://t.co/tnt1end9G4

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

You’re welcome 🙂

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Eze? Where does that leave Dowman

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

@anLFCfan Not back mate. Just a quick dip in x