Thyme is a flat circle

Data Scientist That's not really a Data Scientist.
PhD in I/O Psych.
Native Kansan.
Embracing my inner grumpy old man.
he/him

[Thyme is a flat circle @BeardedJayhawk]

@platinombrero Some people from places like Ohio and Indiana continue to insist Kansas & Nebraska are not in the "Midwest".

These people are wrong.

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An oblivious intern should have watched the video to see there was no where for the dog walker to go because he was on a bridge....

[ABC News @ABC]

An oblivious dog walker was called out by an officer using a PA system as he obstructed police from driving through in Dallas, Texas.

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@IsaacPunts It's basically the Harlem Globetrotters but baseball. So yeah, they're good, but they are also performers

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@JennyENicholson A Starbucks designed to get people in and out. There's hardly any seating.

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@DKThomp @ancerj He's a VC guy with spaceX in his banner image. He probably already put down a deposit for a townhouse on Mars.

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@rczyzewski @USClubSoccer @USYouthSoccer @AYSO_Soccer @ussoccer The problem isn't decisions, but not having options.

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@USClubSoccer @USYouthSoccer @AYSO_Soccer @ussoccer Did you not notice that the 32% represented a regional difference? And not realize that Aug 1st would still work for the 68% starting later without causing issues for the other 32%?
My son has an Aug birthday, and you've just GUARANTEED he's a trapped player.

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@aknox92 @IwriteOK I assumed he was getting one last McRib.

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@KansasSnotCom @M_Vernon And let's not forget that UK & UNC Both play in arenas named for coaches that played under Phog Allen at KU, and each have another national championship winning coach that coached at KU earlier in their career.

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@KansasSnotCom @M_Vernon Since we're taking about coaches, let's look at how many from each school won a natty:
Kentucky: 5/23
Kansas: 3/8
UNC: 3/19
UConn: 3/19
Indiana: 2/30
UCLA: 2/14

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@jdnighs @M_Vernon @cdotharrison And the only one with a losing record

[REKH @rekhilperts]

White friends, especially white women who did not have an undergraduate sorority experience:

In the coming months you’ll likely see a great deal of content about VP Harris’ sorority affiliation and the support from its members. We 🩷 it. Some info & tips for us: 🧵

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@sandibachom @SethAbramson I think you mean father

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

Things to expect from a 2nd Biden term:

- no unhinged calls for bloodbaths and political violence

- no insane appeals to SCOTUS for absolute immunity

- no unabashed appeasement of Vladimir Putin

- no regular attacks on our Constitution, democratic institutions, women, people of color, LGBTQ, law enforcement, prosecutors, the judiciary, court staff, media…

- no constant churn of cabinet members and WH staff

- no daily drama and chaos

Keep the rational adults in charge of America.

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Hey @SportingKC Corbin just wants a playoff win for his 9th birthday! Show him some love down front in section 113! #capfedskc #paintthewall #wewantthecup #soccercapitalofamerica

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It would be a lock if a tan suit was involved.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

new article of impeachment just dropped

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@davidcinema Lord of the rings

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@ElieNYC @imillhiser Uh, that's definitely not the plot of Congo...

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

👀 Ketanji Brown Jackson has a two-part footnote on Clarence Thomas.

She says he "responds to a dissent I did not write... demonstrates an obsession with race consciousness that far outstrips my or UNC’s... ignites too many more straw men to list, or fully extinguish, here."