It’s like Christmas morning over there. Bearded ladies by the ton (I’m sure) and the sweet wretched stench of patchouli fills the air. Ahhh she smells glorious! #beardedladieslivesmatter
"Even more beautiful sense of community than before": Burners say the torrential rain actually brought people together as they helped each other out by sharing meals and keeping each other safe. https://t.co/mILovaaapu
Adam Goldberg found solace in Chicago bike paths while fighting boredom and pandemic-induced loneliness, so he decided to get his bike tattooed. https://t.co/DXew0nVAI2
Does anybody really watch woman’s soccer? Also, can it still be called “Woman’s” soccer? Isn’t that offensive? I don’t know, I’ll have to find out that one. I mean cmon, I see no beards…all I see is blue hair and beardless faces.
Homeless people in Anchorage, Alaska could get a free one-way plane ticket to Los Angeles and other U.S. cities with warmer climates this winter under a proposal announced by Anchorage's mayor. https://t.co/ivUqGoKyQa
Total falsehood.
If this were true, @ChicagosMayor, every business owner would hire black women only, save 33 percent in wages, and be enormously profitable.
And we all know how much you loathe profit.
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