Brandon

Professional Fat Guy, Nerd, Beard in a Man Costume, And 6 Time Consecutive World Champion Cuddler. Follow for tweets about how I think your hair would smell.

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

I woke up at 2am with this thought in my head, and got super jazzed to do this as a spring/summer icon.

Not only do I hate it, I Fuckin' hate it...

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

#MyXAnniversary

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

Just gonna get some traction on this for the 5th anniversary of the Owl House.

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

I've had this Simpsons #TheOwlHouse redraw idea since King's Tide. My art may suck, But my brain's got a lot of funny ideas, And I drew several other #owlhouseseason3 jokes very similar to this (some with swears) and it's really hard to fight the urge to post all of them at once.

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

@Mangoso_ I’m always off and on, being sad, or a cactus, but it’s always a treat to drop in and see what kool biz you’re up to.

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

I’m not dead, but I am a swearing cactus on other parts of the internet.
Link if interested.

https://t.co/UyKhuhd0ib

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

I missed a car payment while making this video. Please validate my poor decision making by saying I’m funny.

https://t.co/ppqOFCUzXq

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

Why won’t Cartoon Network bring that bat back to us???

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

I feel that in just those 2 years, I’ve accumulated 18 years of stress. I have so many stories to tell, and I think the best way to do it is as a cactus.

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

Just quit my job, kind of want to open up about my absence online.
Back in 2022 I started a fast food job. In that same year they made me manager, and that involved 10-12 hour work days, 5-6 days a week. It didn’t really leave me a lot of time for the thing I like doing.

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

I’m back up to 500 followers, and it’s all bots.
This app is shit now.

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

…My god! Has my art been providing a service this whole time?!

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

@parkerrsimmons It definitely Genddy-coded.

[Huggbees @HuggbeesTV]

Over the last month I've followed a metric ton of artists out there. Here's my main takeaway:

You really need to be nicer to yourselves. Constantly reveling in depression and putting down your art won't get you anywhere. Stagnation is death

Believe in yourself you dumb assholes

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(Thanks For 2k Followers)

[Brandon @Bearded_BigMan]

@OddOblivion Is this the “girl diner” I keep hearing about???

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@PriceIsRight_75 @soup_606 I would also like an elaboration here.

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@HuggbeesTV You ever heard of this game called sky rim? Bit of a hidden gem.
(My real suggestions are any xenoblade game, and marvel ultimate alliance 3)

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@DisrepCloven The Batman effect lol

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@MIDItheRobot New Albany, Indiana.

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@mangakagome