The Beard of Curtis

The official account of Curtis Snyder's Beard. Opinions are my own and RT not endorsements from Curtis, unless it's an RT from Curtis, then you do the math.

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder You suck as a host body

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder Listen Snyder, don't start up with your white dress shit again

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder Let’s do this! Wait, what are we doing today?

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder Sup

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder You literally never respond

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder I like big beards and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. That when a beard walks in with an itty bitty waist. And a round beard in your face

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

I am a beard who will fight for your honor. I'll be the hero you're dreaming of. We'll live forever
Knowing together. That we did it all for the glory of love @CurtisDSnyder

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@grahamfairbank

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder @OhioStateMHKY We should vape!

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@ezski14 Come at me bro

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@ezski14 are their 13 other ezski?

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder Can a beard get a license?

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder Omg yes let’s do this!

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder You seriously are so lame

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder Hey- we are back in business, I figured out our password.

[The Beard of Curtis @BeardofSnyder]

@CurtisDSnyder I can’t sleep, you need to cut back on the jalapeños.