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@BeardsonBeardly on @AmyDangerfield apology tour:

"Amy Dangerfield could try to reposition herself and salvage her career after I destroyed it, you know? After I exposed her for being a subversive, her career went into the tank."

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@BeardsonBeardly on his concert night:

"I got three girls' numbers in one night.
Every single one of them had a boyfriend, dude"

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@BeardsonBeardly on RKD:

"I've been a groyper a long time. I have never killed or died for Nick. Maybe like one or two rapes, but like, nothing crazy"

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@BeardsonBeardly after @sneako calls Elon a white supremacist:

"You fucking gay liberal cuckling... What, are you gonna start blowing up Teslas now?"

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@BeardsonBeardly on his least supportive friend @WurzelRoot:

"I told him my mom died and he left me on read"

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@BeardsonBeardly on Asha:

"Maybe there is something to an Indian woman's fetish for white men... they want our BWCs so bad. And they're willing to do anything to get to it, including saving video games."

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@BeardsonBeardly on the ultimate Catholic pickup line:

"Would you like to pursue the vocation of marriage with me? They've got a kid now"

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@BeardsonBeardly to @sneako:

"That's why |like Myron. That's why I like Riyadh and that's why I don't like you. You're a fucking idiot. Plain and simple."

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@BeardsonBeardly on @sneako:

"He didn't revert to Islam. He reverted to being just some fucking gay liberal dude... I'm gonna become a hardcore fucking Zionist boomer"

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@BeardsonBeardly to Sneako:

"No one's trying to assassinate you, dog. You're not that important. You get like 2,000 viewers on Kick"

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@BeardsonBeardly on Sydney Sweeney vs. Times Square prayer:

"I do get happy when I see Sydney Sweeney naked and I do get angry when I see Muslims praying in Times Square"

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@BeardsonBeardly begs Netanyahu:

"Benjamin Netanyahu, if you can hear me, Sneako is trying to build nuclear weapons... he is enriching uranium as we speak"

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@BeardsonBeardly on Xbox's Asha killing 343:

"I would fucking Max Payne slo-mo dive in front of the bullet... because she killed my rapist... and for that I am thankful"

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@BeardsonBeardly on @sneako self-report:

"If you ever see Sneako in the street just yell 'hey goat fucker.' He's like 'What?
Where? Who called my name?''

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@BeardsonBeardly on Halo Studios being dead:

"343 raped my family... and now they're dead and I feel good... a weight has been lifted off my shoulders"

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@BeardsonBeardly:

"Is it right that I call him a gay fat retard? Probably not... but with Sneako... calling him a brown clown, I feel like that's justified. He is like an enemy of Christendom."

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@BeardsonBeardly on the first day of fall:

"I am ready to get cozy... I finally could put the top down on the convertible and cruise around... we're gonna watch like Punch-Drunk Love."

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@BeardsonBeardly on city life:

"My life literally is like a video game... on the internet I attract crazy people. As it turns out that's also true in real life. I just have like some sort of like encounter multiplier."

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@BeardsonBeardly to Rhetorically Defective:

"That's the worst name ever... You sound fat. Are you fat?... I destroyed the America First United movement. What have you ever done?"

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@BeardsonBeardly fires back at Rhetorically Defective:

"Your criticism of me is that I agree with Nick... Like 99% of the internet is in Nick's shadow, dog."