Bear

I am Bears. I am a very good boi. I guards the house and my hoomans from savage squirrels, encroaching hoomans, and not good bois. I also make word music.

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

This ball is round and bounces funny but if you give chase long enough you'll be covered in mud and happy.
With a ball.

#metaphors #lessonsfromadog #dogs #dog #life #deepthoughts

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

Listen to "Welcome to Season 2 - The Spice of Life ". ⚓ https://t.co/c3tD5pJ1Sl

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

Listen to "Simply Do. ". ⚓ https://t.co/riWm6DhUE4

#SFN #neuropathy #spoonie #shoutintothevoid #chronicpain #dontgiveup

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

Listen to "I'm back? " by SavvySpoons - Living a life of limited spell slots. . ⚓ https://t.co/oF10XHiIGy

Image: Guinness book of World Records - Cygnus Regulus Powers - Cat with Longest Tail. Happy #nationaltriviaday
#smallnervefiber #Spoon #neuropathy #pain #chronicpain

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

'dis good girl needs #foster home where she is only good dog. You helps?
She walks good, snuggles good, and knows her comes and sits. She also goes potties outsides.
Emails my friends at [email protected] if you can help.

#dogs #rescue #gooddogs

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

Moms let the kitty
sleep on our bed. I was mad
'til I snuck her snax.

Now kitty is mad.

🐶 Haha!!

#haiku #dogs #DogsofTwittter #poetry #doglife #doggy

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

I saw a squirrel
over there! Behind that tree!
It won't play with me.

#haiku #dogsoftwitter #poetry #poemsbydogs #dogs #poems

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

@SavvySpoonie Ha ha! Dis me.

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

I made a new friend
we ran and we swam all day
her name was Rhea.

She is a good dog.

#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogstyle #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador #cedaredge #Colorado

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

Moms made onion noms
Moms said noms not for the Bears
Bears not understand.

Why would Moms make noms Bears can't nom?

#Beardog #doghaiku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador #Philosophy #life #noms #foodie

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

You have noms I wants
See how I am not begging?
I am a good boi.

Good bois get noms.

#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogstyle #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

Today I walked da
bestest mountain trail outside
with only papa.

Mama stayed at home
rested her weary head and
snuggled my sister.

I whined at papa
cuz he forgot mama and
sister back at home.

#bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogs #DogsofTwittter #dogpoetry #poetry #poem #poems #haiku

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

Mama left me home
to play with another dog
She smells really weird.

#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogstyle #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

mama seems so sad
I will press my furry butt
against her and snuff.

#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogstyle #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

All times are noms times when Bears are around!
#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogstyle #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador #tastynoms #noms

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

My hoomans went out
and left me at home alone
with only sister.

Well, also two cats
but they don't count because they
don't give me their food.

#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

@MADtastically Heck, I have EDS and I can't do that one.

Of course I can put my hands flat on the floor without bending my knees even though my lazy butt hasn't done yoga in over a year and I can sit with my legs bent completely the wrong way at 46 but I can't bend my thumb like that.

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

I wishes us doggos a happy #NationalDogDay!
#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogstyle #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogstyle #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador #garden #gardening

[Bear @Bearhaikus]

Hoomans are sick.
Hoomans won't play. Bears is bored.
Bears MUST play. PLAY NOW!!

#Beardog #bearhaiku #doghaiku #dogku #dogtopia #dogs #dog #DogsofTwittter #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogstyle #dogpoetry #poetry #poet #poem #poems #haiku #chowbrador