Juan Ortega | CPA

Aspiring Gynecologist | Caleb Williams Enthusiast | Landshark Consumer | Certified Forklift Operator

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79 days fellas #BTA

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That’ll play #calebwilliams

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High schoolers on kudzu hill #shrink

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Yes I’m a georgia fan, yes my baseball team gives me hope every year, yes we just got shutout by A&M #Legendary

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Yes, Min Woo Lee is my favorite golfer #DrChipinski #wuwuremon

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PGA Championship tomorrow #expand

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Yes dude I packed my Millar #stupidquestion

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@bodysincloset 3 things a man will never forget: first truck, first beer, and first box. Cherish the moment Audie.

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Can I get hot? @RSwalkemdown

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Bout had enough Busch, time for tropicallia #stage2

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Seen in city #CBTM ??

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Perfect timing #shadeur richer than most #LEGENDARY

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Sometimes it’s the simple things in life

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This and a Rory win.

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Just got tapped for AGON #fuckno

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BarSouth smells like shit, had bitched turnt #pikappoasis

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Is lebron deadass here??

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Heatin up #reboundbosh

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“I have a dream, that a Mexican might could get hot” - Probably El Chapo #beanerverse

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After much discussion and consideration, I have decided that I will be going downtown tonight. I want to thank my friends for convincing me, and have decided to use the drop on my exam at 9am tomorrow. Looking forward to making plays with @spearmint_zyn tonight #LANK