BeatinTheBookiesDaddy

humble father of Eldrick Tont Woods

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

I’m horny.

[Riggs @RiggsBarstool]

Beautiful.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Bring me back @BarstoolLurch to the @ForePlayPod. Not the same. Smh.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

@SpecsRec SteelRecs. Let me show you a real city, LandRecs

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

@trailerparker23 grow up.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

11-4. Boys are hurting in the am. Hit a quick brunch to discuss last nights highlights & disasters. Quick turn around from bloodys to draft Blue Moons. Kickoff at 12. Degenerately gamble while your balls get sun kissed in 75° weather. You can’t see by 4. Blondes flock. Lifes good

[Dron Hump @DRonHump]

Best 5 hour time frame on a Saturday? Mine is 1-6P. Family? Tell me your favorite slot

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

This guy next to me just ordered a well done steak. Grow up, bud.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Tee time changed to 10:34…

Just informed the boss I will be #ooo tomorrow to mentally prepare.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Tiger Woods will be teeing off at Augusta National at 1:41PM Thursday afternoon. I will be watching every stroke, every step, every blade of grass that has the honor to be stepped on by this mythical creature.

#OOO

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

You don’t think this man is playing??? Are you out of your god damn mind.

FIRE UP THE ENGINES!!! L.F.G.

Jack, you’re dead, bud. #16th

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Taking a stroll down Mongolia Lane.

Only thing on my mind:
-Tiger to make cut
-Tiger Top 20
-Tiger Top 10
-Tiger Top 5
-Tiger to become 6x Masters Champ, win his 16th Major, ready to bury the old geezer, Jack

45-1

I’m horny.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Hang it in the Louvre.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Natty game tonight. Have Kansas in my bracket to win a stick. Masters week. Tiger going for his 6th green jacket. Someone come help me, I’m about to bust.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

The Collins street bandit could single handedly take them down. Rumor has it he was quite evasive… him & the 2017 Browns.

[Josh Larky @jlarkytweets]

Who’s stopping this offense? 😤

QB: Marcus Mariota
RB: Cordarrelle Patterson
WR:
TE: Kyle Pitts

[Dron Hump @DRonHump]

Bring it, Putin!

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

@trailerparker23 You’re NGMI bud

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

The only two things more enormous than my brain are my equivocally large, concerningly overcardiovascular biceps.

& my busty blonde gf’s breasts.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Wordle tried pulling another fast one on me. Good thing my brain is enormous.

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You think this is just a game? I’ve never been more back. Sand vball yoffs tn. Might f around & not let a single ball touch the ground

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Wordle tried pulling another fast one on me. Good thing my brain is enormous.

⬛️⬛️🟨🟨⬛️
⬛️🟨⬛️🟨⬛️
⬛️🟨⬛️🟨⬛️
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You think this is just a game? I’ve never been more back. Sand vball yoffs tn. Might f around & not let a single ball touch the ground

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
⬛️🟨⬛️🟨⬛️
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That’s not even a real word. Don’t worry. I’ll be back tomorrow following 24 domestics.

[BeatinTheBookiesDaddy @BeatinTheBooki3]

Wordle - I’m your dad for another day.

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⬛️⬛️🟨⬛️⬛️
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Absolute battle today boys. 2/2 since yesterday 3 attempt debut. Stay hard.
#shake #dodge

[sheriff smooth @sheriff_smooth]

Very sad. The greatest, always did it the right way. Thank you goat