Beau Santistevan

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[Beau Santistevan @Beau1213_]

She said do you love me, I tell her only partly, I only love my bed and my llama I’m sorry.

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

I’ve heard repeatedly from players and staff championship rings have become unwearable with how big they’ve gotten. The reasonably sized ring inside the pop top here is a great solution.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

The crown jewels of France were only worth a 3 year Aaron Gordon extension?

[m @msnetik]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

If no Pope is decided after 4 sessions, each cardinal alternates possession from the 25 yard line. After 2 more sessions, they have to go for two-point conversions.

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

Russell Westbrook truly is the item box from Mario Kart

[kinga @gonerboner]

Jesus dying on the cross:

[Ball is Psych @BallisPsych]

Winners do thankless work. #DailyWisdom

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Men who have walked on the moon in the last 55 years: 12
Men who have won the grand slam in the last 55 years: 2

[Dawson CC MBB @DCCBucsBball]

Mom-Dak Conference and Region XIII MVP Seth Amunrud is reopening his recruitment. Top 15 nationally in scoring, 3PT%, FT% and Steals. Top 5 in conference in 9 stat categories. 29-4 conference and region champion. @JUCOadvocate @JucoHoopScoop @JucoRecruiting

[NoLiTa Guy @NoLiTaGuy]

Call me a lunatic but I'm a 1 bracket guy. I know exactly what I picked. Why do I care that your 6th bracket nailed an upset?

[Connor Hughes @Connor_J_Hughes]

I’m no GM, but if you’re gonna go 30-8-8 a night and take my team to the NBA Finals, I’m ok if you’re a little tubby.

[YardsPerPass @YardsPerPass]

Rooting for KC is like rooting for the casino in blackjack

[Déx @dextreaks]

icarly was right..live life..breathe air ..I know somehow we're gonna get there

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

VERY unpopular opinion humans were never meant to be this busy that’s why everybody is anxious and depressed.

[Lola🧚🏾 @Lolaassnw]

ChatGPT is actually my built-in therapist , I don’t burden anyone with my problems anymore

[DevilsDigest.com @DevilsDigest]

DevilsDigest TV: Kenny Dillingham welcomes any player who did put his name in the portal to still practice with the team and play in the Peach Bowl.

[TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard #OnYourLeftist @UpToTASK]

Josh Allen proposed to Hailee Steinfeld and became Goku.

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON