Beau Ballin

Urban Enthusiast Living in Suburbia with a Penchant for Social Media

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@RealJMPeterman @Delta Bag delivered in 55 minutes

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@RealJMPeterman @Delta It’s Saturday May 16th. Claims 6-10 all waiting for baggage. No bags, no sign of movement. 2:07pm and have been waiting 45 minutes for bags on carousel 8. @Delta what is going on? Have already filed late baggage claim:

https://t.co/3KG58BEQcw

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@NWSTwinCities Wayzata

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@WCCO Wayzata

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@adage Sweet. Still using a gated content strategy ✌️

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@KurtPaben @Delta You just described my morning with @Delta. First flight of the day. Plane at the gate. No pilot. Delay after Delay.

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@NortonMpls @CheyCab Some people fly international and like to freshen-up before getting in a car and going to a meeting. It’s a primary benefit of the club for me.

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@Cabbie @SNBets Packers over the Vikings 17-3

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

To teachers everywhere, Thank You.
This is in your honor.

#Inauguration2021 #CelebratingAmerica #TimesLikeThese

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@GriffinWitta48 found your wallet. Just making sure you got my message.

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@janashortal So we will keep fast food restaurants open as an “essential service” but likely close gyms to keep people healthy...what a world we live in.

[Tony Wagner @MtkaTony]

Elections Matter. Civility Matters. I urge you to watch this video from four Governors of Minnesota, a tri-partisan group of Republican, Democrat, Independent leaders. Have confidence like they do in our system and hold high our standard of civility.

#vote

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@ChadHartmanShow A life well lived! Your father is a great man who will be missed by many. Condolences to your family.

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Anti-climatic finish with #masksnitch aka #maskdangler. But the flight attendant did tap me during departure to let me know she enjoyed my live tweeting and real-time narration. Stay tuned for my next flight on 10/10 🦋

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Update...all is calm on the flight and it is getting dark. But #masksnitch aka #maskdangler has just put on a cowboy hat. I’m thinking in prep for John Wayne showdown as we deplane.

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#maaksnitch aka #masdangler is now enjoying unlimited #inflightsnacks

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#masksnitch will now also be known as #maskdangler

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#masksnitch has crushed two mini bottles and has requested a 3rd. 😂

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Oh no, the storyline is rapidly changing. #masksnitch is now enjoying mid flight snacks directly from his own nose. This is too much. All appears calm and orderly in 11D 😂

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A twist I didn’t see coming, #masksnitch is taking full advantage of “actively drinking” loophole and is going with the full time ear dangle mask wear while his wine glass rests in front of him.