Beau Cribbs

Communications consultant, speechwriter, political media guru. Semi-professional funny person at @rvacomedy. Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year.

[Beau Cribbs @BeauCribbs]

I know it sounds made-up, but it's true: I was @MichaelKeaton's assistant while he filmed @DopesickOnHulu. It led me down a rabbit hole to learn about Virginia's film industry and how it compares to other states. I wrote about it in the @WashingtonPost. https://t.co/Pxo78CCEbj

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@jtkantor Yep, I’m at Gate D now.

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Attention, people I haven't seen in 20 yrs but still are connected to me on this horrible website! You should go to our high school reunion on Oct 7 at Blue Atlas.
If you're lucky, we'll have a very special screening of the 2003 Bennifer classic "Gigli." https://t.co/i5uSrani1h

[Beau Cribbs @BeauCribbs]

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Attention fellow geriatric millennials from the DSF Class of 2003!

Our 20 year reunion will be on October 7 at Blue Atlas, and the reunion committee is working to track everyone down right now. Send us your updated contact info here: https://t.co/ZbwElWPiqm

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Donate to @vpapupdates tonight, you monsters. https://t.co/GfSGeKyudB

[The Virginian-Pilot @virginianpilot]

In Opinion:

Virginia can benefit by making its film and TV incentive programs more competitive, Virginia Production Alliance President Steve Taylor writes in a guest column.
https://t.co/CqgE43Q3nd

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I’m logging back onto this godforsaken website to say that you should vote for @JennMcClellanVA tomorrow for a lot of reasons, all of which I’d be happy to share if you need an extra push. I’ll be voting around noon, so let me know if you want a ride. Please and thank you.

[Tim Kaine @timkaine]

After the loss of my friend and Congressman Donald McEachin, I said he would not have a replacement—because there is no replacing him—but that I hoped he would have a worthy successor. I believe @JennMcClellanVA is that person. I’m proud to endorse her for the special election.

[Beau Cribbs @BeauCribbs]

@chiglinsky It’s true. He’s got one up on most of us now, tho.

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Vacationman™ in Vacationland™

[Dopesick On Hulu @DopesickOnHulu]

Dr. Finnix battled addiction and inspired hope. Congratulations to @MichaelKeaton on his #Emmy Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series. #DopesickHulu

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[Alexandra Petri @petridishes]

The Unpolarizing Speech President Biden Should Have Given https://t.co/5JvASW3StF

[Beau Cribbs @BeauCribbs]

"The Justice Department does not take the decision to seek a search warrant for Mar-a-lago lightly. Where possible, it is standard practice to seek less intrusive means as an alternative to a search."

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Each quote in this piece is funnier than the last.

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

Michael Keaton Has Never Finished a Marvel or DC Movie: ‘I Have Other Sh*t to Do’ https://t.co/fkLgPlBgFC

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@BobLewisOfRVA Much appreciated, Bob!

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West Side Story (Dir. Steven Spielberg, 2021)