Beau-Robert 🌱

Plant-based he/him copywriter, reluctant drag queen, and ne’er-do-well

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@jersey__bounce My friend with a tooth gem led me to believe they had to be applied by someone in dentistry. That a random lesbian can just do it is dangerous information

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@LikeSchwow Is there a reason you don’t have any art or a tv on the walls? What goes on in this room?

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Here's the grad speech that NYU is now withholding the student's diploma for:

"As I search my heart today in addressing you all…the only thing that is appropriate to say in this time and to a group this large is a recognition of the atrocities currently happening in Palestine."

[usul 🐭 @paulatreideez]

may thy 9th chip and shatter. just a little something I came up with hope you dune fans get a laugh out of it

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@druidDUDE After losing Nelly, idek anymore 😔

[Jenni Tabler, PhD @jenni_tabler]

They did, it's called Clue

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@moniza_hossain This is indistinguishable from a @NateDHernandez piece

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@joshcharles_21 House on Haunted Hill!

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@empanadadaddy23 Climax. Horrifying French choreography thriller in which the queers live to slay another day

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

BREAKING NEWS: Clue (1985) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Insanely funny when a c1s man with breasts complains that elite female athletes don’t look like women. whatever u say Mr. Knockers

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@LikeSchwow You might already know this (seems like…maybe not), but if you hover over any of the links, the URL should pop up and fake phish addresses always out themselves.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States.

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

Holy hell

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

FULL SPEECH: Kamala Harris electrifies the crowd in Milwaukee, Wisconsin as she delivers her first official campaign speech for the presidency.

Worth watching in its entirety and sharing far and wide.

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@LikeSchwow Yessss. We need to have actual hang out time. You should stay here!

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

@LikeSchwow Dooooo it

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Beau-Robert 🌱 @BeauDashRobert]

I’m always saying this

[Colin @colinarmis]

abba is the perfect test to see if someone has evil in their soul, like you dont have to love them but if someone flat out hates abba music that is a perfect sign their heart is sick from the root and can never be cured