Beau Salant

DC by way of NJ. Amateur psychologist/professional sweater snob. Views my own, RT's =/= endorsements, blah blah blah.

[sarah @sarah_micheleg]

as a card carrying citizen of new jersey, i deserve to get first serve tickets for this concert hoooooly shit

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: James Solomon advanced to a runoff for mayor of Jersey City. The second candidate to advance has not yet been decided. No candidate received the majority of the vote in the all-party contest, necessary to win the seat outright.

Follow AP for live updates. https://t.co/aJB5BYYJRL

[Beau Salant @BeauSalant]

@Luke_W_Martin speak for yourself

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

cocaine is a better networking tool than linkedin could ever dream of being

[Beau Salant @BeauSalant]

can you tweet from prison

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

I was born and raised in Queens, New York. As a lifelong NYC resident, let me be absolutely clear: New York City is the economic engine of the United States. Handing it over to someone who has openly espoused anti-American rhetoric and supports defunding or dismantling the NYPD is not just misguided—it’s dangerous.

I have never been a fan of Andrew Cuomo, but personal opinions aside, the stakes are far too high to ignore. Zohran Mamdani poses a serious threat to our shared values, our way of life, and the economic stability of both our state and the nation.

If you care about the future of New York City, do not rank Zohran Mamdani for mayor. The future of our city depends on it.

[Jake M. Grumbach @JakeMGrumbach]

Bunch of weirdos have been working tirelessly to make you forget that this is how jews and muslims vibe in urban America

[Alison Somin @AlisonSomin]

My most consistently nonpartisan/ cross-ideological view is that I am against any and all events that significantly disrupt traffic in the DC area.

[lula @lulaloopsey]

not a day goes by that i don’t think about kermit on the masked singer

[Zac McCrary @ZacMcCrary]

If I was running a presidential campaign, I'd make sure at least 80% of my staff (correctly) identified Olive Garden as a nice restaurant with good food at a good value. Need to weed out snobbishness from center-left politics.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Bashar Al-Assad’s brutal regime. The Syrian dictator has fled.

[Beau Salant @BeauSalant]

south korea you have shocked the nation

[Matt Rice @matt____rice]

marcy kaptur every single election somehow

[Stephen Webber 🇺🇸 @s_webber]

It’s random. It’s racist. It’s expensive. It’s irreversible. It’s unfixable. It’s wrong.

Missouri needs to end the death penalty.

[Beau Salant @BeauSalant]

bitch that's OUR day

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

EARLY UK ELECTION WILL BE HELD 4 JULY - SKY, BBC NEWS

[Beau Salant @BeauSalant]

he looks like the mayor of whoville

[Blake Kernen @KernenBlake]

Maryland, Governor Larry Hogan is your 2024 Republican nominee for the United States Senate!

[Beau Salant @BeauSalant]

David Trone be like

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Super Bowl in Las Vegas

[joy-con eater @foconut_]

rainbow connection. he’s singing rainbow connection have you even seen the movie that’s the one he sings there