Brandon Beaube

[Israel Adesanya @stylebender]

TOO MUCH HYPE!!!!
https://t.co/MPTVsxID2z

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

“Don't you know the Devil wears a suit and tie
I saw him driving down the sixty one in early July
White as a cotton field
And sharp as a knife
I heard him howlin' as he passed me by...” https://t.co/ITtMt77vKt

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@joerogan This timeline...

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@fiddysbentley Charlie Fapplin being one of my favorite actors

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@fiddysbentley As someone who has been heavily involved in the industry since ‘88 I would have to suggest dabbling into the silent movie porn genre. Just exquisite acting on all sides.

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

Easy.. change the labels. Mediums will now be larges and so on.. for the large it shall be referred to as, “Wombo”

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

NASA provided male astronauts with condom-like urine collection sleeves that came in three sizes; small, medium, and large.

However, they ran into problems when the men kept choosing "large," even if it didn't fit correctly.

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@fiddysbentley I only buy that in pairs with lotion

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@fiddysbentley Yeah, personally I tend to keep a first aid pack around me packed with hot chocolate and blankets for when there’s a breaking news story on my feed.

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@fiddysbentley You hate twitter or its mob mentality glue huffing users?

[Ron White @Ron_White]

I’m fine with women always getting the last word as long as I get the last beer.

[Joe Dirt @JOEDlRT]

Legend.

[CNN @CNN]

First on CNN: @tommychong wants @BernieSanders for next "commander in kush" https://t.co/MT93Spulc2

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you sneeze and accidentally dab in front of your black friends

[Caltrans District 12 @CaltransOC]

#GlennFrey after a Long Run, has a Peaceful Easy Feeling on his way to a Tequila Sunrise in the sky. RIP 1948 – 2016

[Count's Kustoms @CountsKustoms]

Saying goodbye yet again to another one of the defining voices of classic rock music. RIP #GlennFrey

[FOX & Friends @foxandfriends]

Oregon college to host 'Whiteness History Month' in attempt to improve race relations. Do you think it will work?
https://t.co/yAPnlJzh2f

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@nao_kai_lan seems like we have a party

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@nao_kai_lan politics loves you

[Brandon Beaube @Beaube6907]

@nao_kai_lan it's true