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Four days ago I said “why don’t they just add more water to the Suez Canal?” and my roommates laughed at me. Guess what unblocked the canal? MORE WATER
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Doctors report an ‘alarming’ rise in young people with liver disease as Americans drink more alcohol. It’s almost like losing your job and benefits from a country that’s supposed to fight for you will make you want to drown your sorrows in booze.
A recent video showed a lawyer who can’t turn off a kitten filter during a Zoom court appearance. He said he was sorry that he was so claw-ful at technology and that he was fur-tunate his assistant was there before it turned into a cat-astrophe.
A U.K. teen has woken up from an 11-month coma after an accident but still has no idea about the pandemic, coronavirus itself, or anything in between. Whoever has to explain this to him has a lot on their plate, so we’ll lessen the load - four words kid: “big fat dumpster fire.”
Amazon is reportedly building an Alexa “command center” that will mount to your wall. Although your grandparents won’t know how to turn the camera on when video-chatting you, at least they know how to find a stud in the wall - if their caretaker will allow them near the tools.
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell claims the Capitol rioters "were hypnotized by antifa temptresses who hid psychoactive drugs in their vaginas." He also claims that a satanic cult forced him to create MyPillow to harvest the dreams of children.
Disney announced they will be closing Blue Sky Studios, known for making the hit franchise “Ice Age.” Rest in peace beloved Disney Prince Sid the Sloth.
Kate Winslet reveals her career struggles after acting in "Titanic," saying that she felt she wouldn't fit in Hollywood after her iconic role. She later added that her experience felt like she was sinking in ice cold water.