Beauregard H.W. Smith

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

In the past week I’ve heard/read someone use the term “fuck counter” twice. Both times I thought they meant some sort of sex apparatus that resembles a kitchen counter but specialized for sex. Come to find out they meant like to count the # times fuck was said

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

@titcoiners

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

@BAPingLoud I got a friend named Gary who does this for work, can vouch

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

@mrfaithful_69 w goons for sure #cameledup

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling

[Stan “Speedball” Thompson @stripeshowstan]

Stopped jerking off to look at a fantasy trade offer

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

And she peed on the floor

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

I know some mfs that would love to be Bear (it’s me)

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

She prob just did it to keep out intruders tbh I’ll turn a blind eye #wegoodbabe

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

Watching Obsession rn anybody got a plug for them sticks? Inde so fine I’d lowk be cool w it #fuggit #obsessme #indeimachillguywhatsup

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

We gon need this tonight young fella

[John Keim @john_keim]

Colson Yankoff with a one-handed grab …

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

ND is such an unserious program. No player nameplates because of tradition and focusing on the name on the front but a SOFI ad is cool?? 🤣🤣 gtfoh #cougarsfinnasoakthehellouttatheseboys #poptartbowlchamps #NDranfromsmoke #itsreckoningday #catholicsvspoptarts

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

NAHH WE GOT IRL ROCKET LEAGUE??? @RocketLeague

[Edmunds @edmunds]

The Tesla Roadster is real and it can fly and it looks incredible in person

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

Tbh I never really understand when people say they can’t cook because honest to God like 95% of it is can you follow directions

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

It shouldn’t be crazy to say that it’s inappropriate to show 85+% of your body’s surface area in public unless you’re at say a pool? The beach? It’s less about controlling women (men are guilty at times too) and more about having a communal sense of decency and values

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

Whore wasn’t the best word to use, I’ll admit… but Shane is entirely correct. There has been such a fall off in western society regarding decorum and decency it’s kind of sickening. You can’t say anything (offensive or not) or else you’re labeled a misogynistic pig

[5’8” little mousey boy 🌹 @Masedawg77]

Tell her Ameer Abdullah is still doing it

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Can i have Megan fox for dinner tonight?

[Beauregard H.W. Smith @BeauregardHW]

I couldn’t be on family feud cuz I wouldn’t be able to fake like it was a good answer if you said some bullshit