The Beauticians

Semi-professional EASHL team 1x pro cup champion 7x division champion

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

The Beauticians 3-0 return to the ice has been halted by god awful servers. Fix something now @EASPORTSNHL #eashl

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

@TheClapperton @EASPORTSNHL If the team name “Beauticians” isn’t in NHL 22 I will boycott this franchise forever

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

@JoeBiden stop giving me stimulus money the only thing I want is an EASHL cup run #ImNotOK @EASPORTSNHL

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

@EASPORTSNHL bring back EASHL cup runs that was the only time this world had meaning. My coach always told me my wagon was too big to play JV hockey, but EASHL never cared. Cup runs were my super bowl I was covered in drool the entire time and now I have nothing #eashl

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

Just cuz there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score #UnlessHeIsBetter

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Chicken tender is a better goalie than Julie “the cat” gaffney #MightyDucks #EASHL #GoatStatus #SoManySaves #ChickenTender

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

Back like we never left. After a slow start to the night, the boys rattle off four straight wins and finish with a 4-1-1 record. Hands Hirshom finishes with 24 points and Jim Chainsaw, formerly known as Birchy Beautician, slotted 12 goals. #justdudethings #EASHL

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

The Beauticians Hockey Club makes the return to the ice tonight, starting their #nhl21 careers. Opening day starting lineups will be announced shortly.

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

Outstanding person, leader, and lacrosse player, but an even better EASHL goalie. 🙏🏻😤 #chickenmarsala

[BentleyMLax @BentleyMLax]

We see you #3

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

We don’t rebuild, we reload. Welcome @darraghfahey7 to the squad

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

@zschultz95 @ChelseaFC Delete your Twitter

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Happy Fourth of July from your neighborhood beauticians. Hope everyone has an enjoyable day. #bigballers #smallweiners

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

defund anyone who doesn’t think im cute

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

@mattyOB_16 Okay.

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

Hey @EASPORTSNHL tell people to play us.

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

Mood #becauseitsthecup https://t.co/9K3jjGlk0Y

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The @BeauticiansHC return to the win column is brought to you by @Tinder. Tinder: where magic happens 💫

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@Tinder sponsor us. We’re so cute.

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

Because it’s the cup. Period.

[The Beauticians @BeauticiansHC]

Congrats to Chicken Tender on his first career goal. #Crispy #Juicy #135PoundsOfSexAppeal #EASHL #GoalieGoal