Smashley

A misanthrope with a heart of gold.

[Game Grumps @GameGrumps]

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[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@GameGrumps Yes, please?

[Helium🎈 @heIium_com]

宮崎早野論文を、「削除はするが問題はない」とした放射線審議会の異常さ | ハーバービジネスオンライン https://t.co/iauAg0GrKP @hboljpより

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@rumpke Thank you for having the best employees in the world!!!

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@cincypd The purse has been returned! Sorry I doubted you guys.

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@cincypd The thieves have her drivers license & now we're terrified that they might show up at our house.

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@cincypd I know you guys are busy, but my mom had her purse stolen at a dog park & no one showed up to take a statement/pics.

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@VernonShaw I can finally afford Dream Daddy for Xmas!!! My mom's friends have officially rebuked me, but that makes it so much better!!!

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

That presidential text is like getting an Amber Alert from the guy who did it

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

Here comes the #emmys about Alex's boobs.

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

HOLY CRAP we're playing Conan this coming Monday (Sep 17) with @TWRPband!!! EVERYBODY WATCH @TeamCoco https://t.co/fWBLHpF4YR

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

you wouldn’t think that spewing genetic material out of your body would feel great but here we are

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

I know I should celebrate McCain's legendary thumbs down,this dude brought Palin to the forefront willing to continue the Dubya practices.

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@rheaseehorn Not only would Kim be the greatest lawyer, but her instincts are bar none!

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@ynb needs to be the voice of @AMCTalkingDead

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@AMCTalkingDead I think @YNB should stay as the host!!! She's fun, brilliant, and a superb host!!!

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

Thank you @SuzzanBlac for your ongoing commitment to Victim's Rights. Your art is incredible! Today's my birthday, I only request a shoutout

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

@emilyterrible Today is my birthday; you are one of my favorite artists, & I'd give a left pinky for a modicum of acknowledgement!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This should be how every single day of @SecNielsen's life plays out. Every single time she shows herself in public. Forever. https://t.co/u8MfoRhcz1

[Smashley @BeautyTragedy]

Is it weird that when I hear a neighbor "beating" a rug that I get kinda turned on? #bdsm #spanking