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I don't talk politics. Seriously, I will hurt your feelings... no politics. (parody or whatever... just for fun account)

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@woodyandwilcox https://t.co/0U9xf3C4Ds Cat stealing neighbors' clothes

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@woodyandwilcox https://t.co/oJbMU9vYq4

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@woodyandwilcox https://t.co/uwnsYEp5Y8. The group’s 2020 IRS disclosure said Kennedy was paid $450,000 for 10 hours of work per week.

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@woodyandwilcox 2/25 there are some agriculture stops, but no you don't have to stop at the boarder of Cali every time you go in & declare fruits. I lived in Nev, worked in AZ and Cali in and would drive all 3 states in the same day daily. Laughlin/Bullhead/Needles

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@woodyandwilcox 2/21 show I have a neighbor I call Moobs. (You mentioned man boobs as moobers) He is usually topless and has bigger boobies than me. It's a sight you don't want to see.

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@woodyandwilcox serial who was in Fairbanks at the college in 2013 the same time I was there. https://t.co/AfjXMmePuB

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2/20 food getting stuck in your throat: Pastrami... 4 day coma, severe anoxic brain injury. (I vomited and it got stuck coming up) Significant short term memory loss. That was 2011. See... It damaged my brain so bad, I now enjoy mediocre morning shows. @woodyandwilcox

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@woodyandwilcox we saw -50 in Fairbanks. It is a core memory because I was mad that I still had to take the kids to school. No they didn't cancel school. Your car is still cold even with the heat blaring when it's -50 outside.

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@woodyandwilcox Laughlin Nevada had a snow day 15 or so years ago because it snowed in Vegas and the busses wouldn't start. Our kids' bus came from Vegas every day to get the kids.

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@woodyandwilcox 2/19 show. There was a snow week in Fairbanks about 10 years ago when I was there. It snowed and kept snowing and the roads were impassable because they couldn't get ahead of the snow.

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@woodyandwilcox https://t.co/xsKEFpHE3e.

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@woodyandwilcox because of my Grandmother I have always jokingly referred to Castro as Grandpa.

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@woodyandwilcox Rumours of Fidel Castro's sexual prowess abounded in Cuba even before his days as a black-bearded guerrilla leader. (My paternal Grandmother claimed to have had relations with him)

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@woodyandwilcox and my follow up tweet to the Subaru and Ram that my husband has had... I drive a Mercury. Lol

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@woodyandwilcox 2/12 worst drivers by cars... Ram and Subaru. Both my husband's last 4 vehicles. 😂

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@woodyandwilcox beer everywhere https://t.co/zWZX8GA7lo

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@woodyandwilcox anyone missing an ostrich?

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@woodyandwilcox as a southern grandma... Ya, I've said some off the all things to my grandkids

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@woodyandwilcox I definitely need to get a guard dog for my hens... I just don't think anyone will find him intimidating, especially since he is scared of the roosters.

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@woodyandwilcox It's "egg"istential we keep the egg talk and puns going.