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So I can’t find a single time that Donny ever mentioned this guy - NOT ONCE.

Donny talks about Bruce Springsteen and Rosie O’Donnel thousands of times but never the guy who supposedly shot his ear?

Why do you suppose that is?

1/4

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Now MAGA is playing up Democratic candidate Amy Acton’s mother.

Her mom says Amy is a liar and people shouldn’t vote for her.

Why?

The “lie” here is when as a child Amy reported her mom’s husband for raping her.

MAGA
IS
PEDO

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@VREG_802 🤣🤣🤣 Jesus also preached unfettered access to firearms. In Matthew 31:12 he describes the gun rack in Jesus’s pickup truck

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“When Jesus healed the sick he didn’t ask for a deductible payment.

When Jesus fed the hungry he didn’t price gouge to turn a profit.”

—James Talefreako

I’m a Talefreako, how about you?

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@ChadNedohin I mean.. it’s really not that hard to be more moral than Paxton.
I can’t believe it’s this close, well I can believe it… I mean it shouldn’t be this close

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@GuntherEagleman For Halloween I’m going treasonous MAGA terrorist Peter Francis Stager who beat police officers with a heavy metal flagpole until they had permanent disabilities.

Cuz MAGA BACKS THE BLUE! well, they swing metal pole at the BACK of their head.

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@MAGAVoice Incorrect. Nick Shirley found exactly zero fraud.
DOGE found exactly zero fraud.

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@GuntherEagleman You can be dead and registered, there’s no problem with that.

When someone comes to vote they’re checked out, that’s why elections take so long to count because everyone gets verified.

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@TheDark_ViKing It’s a distraction.
Are you familiar with the old saying “he who smelt it dealt it”?

Same thing

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Meet anti-gay MAGA propagandist Jiimmy Kingrey.

This… “Christian” regularly harassed LGBTQ people online claiming they were “groomers”

Surprising literally no, he was arrested for the rape of a FIVE YEAR OLD child.

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Omae wa mou shindeiru

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Republican dipshit Eric Pratt accidentally copied his AI prompt and pasted it into his website.

"The President is not popular, so all messaging should be focused on local politics and needs."

MAGA is already dead, they just don’t know it yet.

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Happy Halloween!

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@MAGAVoice Because she’s protecting A pedophile- Amy’s stepfather!!!
She’s calling Amy a liar for reporting her husband for taking her as a child!
Of course you would find a way to protect pedophiles!
MAGA
IS
PEDO

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@GuntherEagleman Ken Paxton gave a child rapist a ONE DAY jail sentence.
James Talarico wanted to let a child be called “Sam” instead of “Samantha” while they’re in school.

BIG DIFFERENCE

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@GuntherEagleman Yes ago out and support all those corrupt Republican SWAMP CREATURES!

Doesn’t matter anyway, 97% of MAGA audience is Russian bots

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@JohnManNotSuper @TPBlue4 It does when they’re inhuman monsters

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I don’t have anything to add, this is MAGA.

Why is anyone shocked that rapists are drawn to a movement lead by a fat rapist war-criminal pedophile?

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Of course he’s gay, why don’t think all these closeted Republicans love him so much?

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@wonkjunkie 🤣🤣🤣 too real

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Mayor Mamdani,
Proving the government can make your life better — not just Epstein class pedophiles.

Republicans have been saying since Reagan “we can’t help Americans, we have wars and rich pedophiles to pay for”

NO MORE

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Accurate

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POV: your prescription inhaler just went from $30 to $500

Do you pay for rent or the inhaler.
Cole chose rent rather than the inhaler that could save his life.

This is the Republican healthcare plan, just die

https://t.co/THeoaU1AG7