Beavis

Thinking Sucks!

[Beavis @Beavis_Quotes]

"[spits out toad] Mmm. tastes like chicken"

[Butthead @Butthead_Quotes]

"Uh…I've got a crisis…in my pants."

[Beavis @Beavis_Quotes]

"Are you threatening me?"

[Beavis @Beavis_Quotes]

"Butt tattoos kick ass!"

[Beavis @Beavis_Quotes]

"You can take me but you cannot take my bunghole!"

[Butthead @Butthead_Quotes]

“If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back, you’re a dumbass.”

[Beavis @Beavis_Quotes]

"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNG HOLE!"

[Beavis @Beavis_Quotes]

"Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?"

[Beavis @Beavis_Quotes]

"Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio."

[Butthead @Butthead_Quotes]

"Dammit Beavis, you just sent my boner to the ground"

[Beavis @Beavis_Quotes]

"Damn it, all this wussy crap is pisssing me off! C'mon get violent! I wanna see some violence!"