Rebecca

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit. - Oscar Wilde

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

We should threaten anti-vaxxers with more videos of us baking sourdough bread.

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

@Fanya12413876 @lyzl Oh hellllllll no!! Almost makes you want to thank that woman for opening your eyes to his true nature, doesn’t it?? Cheers to our freedom to live our best lives! Lessons learned the hard way are still lessons learned. 🦋

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

@lyzl When I finally met the woman he jokingly referred to as his “work wife” only to realize their relationship was clearly much more than just friends. We decided to divorce 2 weeks later and his work wife is now his real life girlfriend. #thankyounext

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

@shaunelrod I’ve got tea to spill when y’all are ready to hang out and drink it up

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

Fun facts: You only have to wait 72 hours to get married after getting a marriage license but you have to wait 60 days after filing a divorce for it to be finalized

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

This is too good to be true 😹

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

@jbupinhere1 OMG 🤣🤣👏🏼

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

👏🏼👏🏼👋🏼

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

DUH

[ABC News @ABC]

"There's been increasing evidence that transmission is happening by inhalation."

Why scientists think COVID-19 may be spread through particles in the air. https://t.co/w713N1gxCg

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

It would be a huge shame if these many pictures of @realDonaldTrump with child sex-trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell throughout the years started trending.

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

Hopefully Texas can BOOT his ass out of office but in the meantime these bitches who got my number can eat shit

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

@JasonAndDeb greased-up deaf guy vibes. #cantcatchme

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

@DebOKeefe how does Brady do with the gatos? Perhaps we could introduce her to my staffy and cat-who-thinks-he’s-a-dog to see if our home could be a good fit for her? Thank you for saving her. 🤍

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

OUR POTUS, FOLKS. Unbelievable. Can we inject him with disinfectants and then put him under a UV lamp? Please?https://t.co/RBOJvmD8Ln

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

🙀 #Catlivesmatter

[CNN @CNN]

Two cats in New York have been infected with the novel coronavirus, making them the first pets in the US known to be infected, federal officials say. Both had mild respiratory symptoms and are expected to make a full recovery. https://t.co/nCNFPEtGrC

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

Will this stop the conservatives from believing otherwise? Doubtful. #survivalofthesmartest

[Reuters @Reuters]

Coronavirus very likely of animal origin, no sign of lab manipulation: WHO https://t.co/9rSdX4Bf5c

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

@TheWinchester84 Same!! Maybe they’re planning to reschedule rather than cancel.

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

😭 #2020iscancelled. See y’all next year. Maybe.

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

Early June. I figured this would happen and tbh I wouldn’t have been emotionally ready for a concert crowd by June, even if the government allowed it. 😔

[Rebecca @BeccAnzak]

Beautifully said. 🕯💖

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen speaks of light overcoming darkness, and the hope that Easter symbolises, in a special message recorded to mark the Easter weekend.