becca

part time genius, full time idiot

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

The audacity Trader Joe’s has to make their frozen mac n cheese “2 servings” is astronomical

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

I just signed up for a half marathon in 6 weeks. I have absolutely zero formal training. I may actually die from this

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

Just went to A&W in middle of nowhere Wyoming and they are out of root beer…this is a hate crime if I’ve ever seen one

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

There ain’t no damn reason a chalupa from Taco Bell should be $5.29 in San Diego

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

should’ve went to college

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

Alright who has a little sister that is selling Girl Scout cookies in San Gorgonio council im serious

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

Tweeting a pumpkin patch date into existence. That is all

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

I think if I hear another conversation about skirt steak I’m going to lose my mind

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

There’s a kid in my class that I swear talks about skirt steak on a daily basis. I do not understand the obsession with skirt steak. It’s weird

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

Also not sure what happened beforehand but she was kicking this person’s windshield in and would not get off the car

Then continued to keep kicking it in after this until they sped off with her through the windshield

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

Eating unwashed fruit in the dark is how I like to live my life dangerously

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

The amount of people I went to high school with that joined pyramid schemes is astronomical

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

I wrote this as I’m eating a frozen TV dinner btw

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

Mad that I don’t have a fast metabolism anymore and can’t just eat 3500 calories a day like I used to. What kinda bs is this

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

This is my petition for there to be more Taco Bell’s in SD. There are not nearly enough

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

It’s so weird to me when girls call their brother a stud. Like ??? Ew

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

Update: I’m moving back to San Diego

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

I keep getting videos about Hawaii on my fyp so therefore I will now be manifesting that I am going to move to Hawaii next month

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

@lainyuhh @CoachKMueller Maybe just be better idk

[becca @BeccaAstraea]

If I die and anyone ever posts a poorly photoshopped picture of me w some angel wings in the background, just know I’ll haunt you for the rest of your days

Thank you