Becca

I don't even know anymore.
she/her ♠️

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

I need to go back to work but I can't stop eating tortilla chips

[corb @awshuqs]

[at the muffin mans funeral]: so… how’d you know him?

[Panera Bread @panerabread]

SHE SAID YEAST

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

@sircalebhammer Have you ever heard of Omaha

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

Taylor Swift is about to break the Internet and your fucking LAUGHING?!

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

Ending the cycle of generational poverty by simply ✨not having kids✨

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

@JEMlLYPRENTISS For real. Like, their rent was DUE

[ً𝓛𝓾𝓬𝔂 ❄️ @reidsinferno]

🚨BREAKING || Sources say it is unlikely that Matthew Gray Gubler will be named the new Pope due to scheduling conflicts and other ongoing projects.

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

@pagetpaget My watching the 70th season of criminal minds from the nursing home.

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

Thinking about getting an autism diagnosis so I won't have to pay taxes.

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

@reidvrmore YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

[gigi @heslivie]

real footage of spencer being found on the steps of the fbi

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

@gothichotchreid Take it back TAKE IT BACK

[Sophie @anainsin]

Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest areshole on the planet, after Donald Trump.

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

(he's fine the doctors think it's his sciatica nerve or something)

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

Having boomer parents is fun cus instead of just telling you they went to the doctor because they haven't been able to walk in two days they'll just text you something out of pocket like

"Hospital armbands can have pronouns"

And you're just supposed to figure that out somehow.

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

@reidaissance And then he stayed in that corner reading for the REST OF THE EPISODE 😭

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

guys im starting to worry that 2025 is just five 2020s stacked in a trench coat

[Becca @BeccaBean14]

I can't believe that one Kesha song just got banned to America