Phil Mitchell has been one of the most consistent people in my life
I check in on Eastenders once a year, and know I can count on him to still be there, keeping up a madness
Dunno why I feel shame at basic things, carrying my loaf through town cause I can’t fit it into my bag and I just feel like people are pointing going “AH HA HERE COMES LOAF BOY, YOU FUCKING STUPID BREADY GHOUL” while I just cry and scuttle away like the yeasty fool I am
Imagine my dad called my little brother lazy so my brother has taken it upon himself to point out everything my dad has not tidied like a fucking crime scene 😭😭😭 a petty king😅
when i say “i should be there in 5!” i’m almost always using the moral sense of the word ‘should’, not the like probability sense. like yeah being there in 5 minutes would be the right thing, even though it’s not going to happen