Becca Gardner

I gave my batteries away, free of charge.

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Sometimes I wish I had Alan wrench attachments for my fingers

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

How do football players go to the bathroom during a game? Do they??

[Pit Viper @PitViperShades]

Is mog ok they haven’t sent pizza in a while

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

It’s a bold move to not brush your teeth on New Year’s Eve.

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Z and Q are weird letters

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

@AmericanAir we are trying to track down a lost bag, from a gate checked bag, can you help us? We have called but the record locators aren’t logged or aren’t working for status update.

[Pit Viper @PitViperShades]

Horney

[Pit Viper @PitViperShades]

i might regret asking this but what is $mog

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Why is low fat cottage cheese so disgusting? And how do I love regular but can’t handle low fat?

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Sure, partying is fun but have you ever taken a bath?

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Can you bring me some toilet paper?

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

#hatwearers how do you hug with a flat brim hat on?

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Jimmy Cameron really mastered how to do a good sinking boat scene #AvatarTheWayOfWater

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Oh jeez. Soup hits differently in a snow storm. Also, central heating… brilliant!

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

@jzaguar It’s brief

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

My favorite season is the one when you switch from underwear to bikini bottoms. 👙

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Normalize playing your best song two times. #stagecoach #goodbyecarolina @themarcuskingband

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i have never wanted a “partner in crime” have always just wanted a “partner in errands” - just come to CVS w me, we don’t have to rob it

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

@RBReich No, they have shoe horns.

[Becca Gardner @BeccaGardner_]

Lizard doing push-ups on the rock is inspiring me to workout.