Becca Kay

Appalachian

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

99% of all friend requests/follows are just the start of a pyramid scheme pitch. My skin is flawless, I don’t want your saran wrap, I am regular without a “detox” tea/pill/shake, and your leggings are ugly. #stoppyramidschemes

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

Today I bought what I thought was a sports bra. Got home and put it on and there was no support. I checked the Nike website and it’s A SHIRT. I’ll be using my AARP for my next purchase.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I do not understand men how people in their late 40s can date teenagers because I am 30 years old and whenever anyone under the age of 20 enters my field of view the only thing I feel is a powerful urge to tell them how many songs used to fit on an mp3 player

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

Me at age 10 watching titanic: I’m so sad that I’m too young to date Leonardo DiCaprio, he’s so beautiful
Me at age 30: turns out I’m too old for LD. Gross.

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

My 4 year old calls Pepper Potts, Dr. Pepper and honestly I’m going to keep letting her because Pepper Potts surely has a PHD.

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

My toxic trait is I do that color palette test to see if you’re a fall, winter, spring or summer and I think they all make me look amazing.

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

@zachlanebryan out here putting his money where his mouth is 👏🏽

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

Thank you @taylorswift13 for being the only thing that stops my very sick 10 month old from crying when he’s sick. We’ve tried tons of shows and videos and he only likes Taylor Swift music videos. @taylornation13 (delicate is his favorite)

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

Read to your kids y’all

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Reading for 20 minutes a day exposes you to roughly 1.8 million words a year

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

I get super anxious when my kids are sick. I think it’s because I watched Balto so much as a kid.

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

I love watching The Holiday every year. You know the movie where we are supposed to believe that Kate Winslet is a frumpy editor and not the most beautiful creature on the planet.

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

Feeling really old today because I’m grumpy that my preferred pinesol scent has been recalled.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A lot of people who say they want "free speech" actually just want to be the one in charge of which speech is free.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

RIP Comedy on Twitter. 10/22-11/22

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

Lolz

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

It’s officially Little Women season. Re-read and rewatch!

[Kelsi German @libertyg_sister]

Nothing is confirmed at this time.

[Kelsi German @libertyg_sister]

Just know how grateful I am for all of you. No comments for now, any questions please refer to the Carroll county prosecutors office. There is tentatively a press conference Monday at 10am. We will say more then.

Today is the day💜

[Becca Kay @BeccaJoKay]

I’ve loved all of @pronounced_ing books but “Our Missing Hearts,” was easily her best work. So relevant and heart wrenching.

[Niko Stratis @nikostratis]

When Harry Met Sally is a movie about two different kinds of lesbians