Becca Miller

The grass is always greener, the past is always cleaner, the present is crap and everyone's meaner.

[DEI speedwagon🌹🇵🇸 〽️ NO on Prop 43 @uhshanti]

diva had him dead to rights

[Exposing Clay Travis @ExposingClay]

Imagine thinking you’re qualified to discuss this shit because you finished fifth place in a college swim meet

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

Maybe Mitch McConnell is secretly taping "The Masked Singer." We don't know.

[Joshua Martin @JoshuaRMartin]

This bill is so common sense, I just know Republicans are going to instantly oppose it.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

first mitch mcconnell now lindsey graham.... CAPITOL HILL HAS A FENTYNAL PROBLEM💔💔🕊️🕊️

[Patrick Howley @HowleyReporter]

That was a pre-existing condition

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Obama got emotional in a recent interview recalling how he used to read letters from Americans all over the country.

And then I got emotional remembering how presidents used to be able to read.

[gremlin @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Ever since this city elected a muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of It's A Wonderful Life up there

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Yep. Steal, lie, cheat, rape, murder...

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

This Pope is a fucking savage and I’m 1000% here for it.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

he’s going to be so good

[Lockmart Liberal Customer Support (Fan) @FellaHrx69]

Your dad fucking sucks too

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Meanwhile….
Lindsey Graham: