Alex has learned to set alarms on our Alexa so he sets alarms at all hours and we forget to cancel them before we go to bed. Every 5 minutes, he asks what time and temperature it is and now he’s got this bitch counting to 1,000. I’m gonna lose my mind 🤩
My sister called me to help her cook dinner. She doesn’t know how to cube the chicken or potatoes. Doesn’t have a cutting board. I’m ready to hang up. 😒
Yesterday, Alex asked if he could have a pet bobcat. Today, he asked if he could have a pet rat. I can’t wait til he asks if he can have a raccoon cause yes, yes we can.
If you’re unsure if you want kids, mine took a sharpie and colored on our cat. Then proceeded to walk around the house saying that she looks like a princess 😵💫
Alex is definitely going to be a mess around & find out kid. He said someone was being mean to him at the playground, they pinched his nose and hit his butt so he threw a ball at their face 🙃 Jesus help me with this kid.