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[JANE 🎀 @J__rama__]

Imagine if a woman had to orgasm in order to get pregnant by a man, there would be like 11 people in the world

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink 😭

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

😂😂nobody smokes and drinks to "attract" Kimathi

[jonasette🧚🏾‍♂️ @kamauess_]

“Kuwekwa pums” being the phrase to mean getting impregnated is nasty business😭😭😂😂😂

[𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚎🦄🇰🇪 @ohkabura]

Jana karibu nidrunk call mtu ule mama wa 'your call will be connected shortly' akaniokoa. Thank God for women😭🙏🏽

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People didn’t stop going to theatres because of Netflix, Disney+, or Prime Video. They stopped when snacks started costing as much as the movie ticket.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Can we normalise having people over to play games like Scrabble, Monopoly, Jenga, chess, video games, and cards while we drink and cook?
Not clubbing and definitely not truth or dare!!!!

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Maandamano for two years and that man went on like it's business as usual. But a newspaper headline has destabilised him completely 😂😂😂😂

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

The one infront of the gun lives forever.

[faizol 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 @faizolana]

The World Cup is like a geography lesson for Americans they are discovering new countries

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

How tf are all the book authors "New York Times No.1 Bestseller" ?????

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Spotify Ata Mkuje msomee hizo ads nje ya kwetu na microphone silipii shit.

[jah 🎱 @lustclouds]

This girl on TikTok crying because she’s 34, been with the same nigga since she was 12, and he can’t stop cheating.

Bitch get in the field plz

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

so I bought six books and read all six before buying more. please clap. this is a peak act of restraint you will likely never see again.

[ansiedade básica em excesso @sequelazz]

acho que o ser humano foi feito msm pra ir pra praia, ficar pelado, comer frutinhas, transar, fumar maconha e ficar de dengo agarradinho o resto é tudo bobagem que inventamos

[elton @eltoowavy]

i take making playlists quite seriously

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

[BeeBee🫦 @Beccah_beth]

I love you Noveli🥰.

[BeeBee🫦 @Beccah_beth]

Lord keep my sister.She keeps me sane in the midst of confusion, doubt and chaos ❤️can't wait to gift her the things she desires 🥰Lord I'd have crumbled without your power and the blessing of a sister and a bestfriend. I'm more confident in myself and who I'll be in the future.

[BeeBee🫦 @Beccah_beth]

@_stayliquidd 😂😂